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 yo dawg i was just checkin your site and that $hits fukt up. you bunch of fairies. what's bum rush some kind of fruity fairy lingo? your poetry sucks, dumbest $hit I ever seen. you're the head of a fairy foundation. you suck -n-shro |
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 "So there I am in Nam, Charlie all around, and only one clip left. So what did I do? I shot my useless commander in his fat face, searched his body for ammo, and went Rambo on those commie motherfuckers. A week later I'm sent home as a hero and am drinking brews on the front porch." -Stephen Hawking |
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You can't stop the BUM Rush! It's like trying to stop Charlie Sheen from taking drugs, some things in the universe are. Enjoy the new BUM Rush - What was started by The Pimp Daddy and Biggs is now flat out party style thanks to Nateus Maximus, flogging boy Chester, badass "Cocksman" Creek, and the eternally tormented McCraine. Hopefully, you will enjoy the update, or the Pimp and Biggs are likely to go crazy on your ass. Don't believe us, then check out an interview with the men that we did last year. Whenever we think back to that day, we weep with shame.
9.25.03: I can't believe it's not poetry!. The Maximus hath returned after a year-long slumber with a new poem.
7.01.02: There are many phrases that describe Nateus Maximus - animal experimenter, crazed pyromaniac, glistening sweat factory. However, more then all else, he is a well-oiled poetic machine. His new poem is entitled Streetfighter.
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7.01.02: Check Chester's latest verse, and see his seering soul exposed - The Question - We promise, it's not cheery.
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Casper Van Dien, using Sorcery to make you think he can act.
Casper Van Dien
Why he's cool:
Because once, a long time ago, he didn't suck as much as he does now.
Why he sucks:
This (man?) reached the zenith of his career when he starred in Starship Troopers, and was supported by a cast of, not huge, but enduring names like Michael Ironside, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards and Doogie Howser, M.D. (telepathic guy with the ferret). When he's off making shit movies, like A Friday Night Date (if you're like 99% of anybody then you've never heard of this one, count your blessings) he curls up and cries while reminiscing about a time when he got to lay naked with Dina Meyer in a sleeping bag on an alien planet. Van Suckass, if you're reading this, you'll probably never see boobies again, kiddo.
How Biggs and the Pimp met him:
The Bum Rush crew took the Pimp's niece to Chucky Cheese over the weekend and caught Van Dien pumping quarters into a toy rocketship.
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