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If Fonzie Weren't on Happy Days
Arturo FonzarelliFonzie in real time:
"Bitch, put down my J.D.!
So I banged ya sista...
Ayyyyy - Yo! Bitches."
A dirty nursery rhyme away,
From Joey Buttafuoco,
To Andy Dice Clay.
In the nexus, there is Fonz.
Sanitized: "Ayyyyy!"
Spandex
So want to love Spandex.I do, actually...
But only in southern California.
Should be illegal in Quebec...
Except in certain clubs.
Villanelle on Crack
At least I got some crack.
About damned time, you Ho.
You seen my bitch? She back?
Still wish I had some smack.
Too bad, too short on dough.
But even broke, I Mack.
Gone gettin� my six-pack.
This bitch is too Damned slow!
You seen my bitch? She back?
This ign�ant hoochie�s whack.
She left me, man. I know.
But even broke, I Mack.
She gone and I got jacked.
She worked for ten a blow.
You seen my bitch? She back?
But what the fuck, she�s stacked�
And I got hos in rows.
And even broke, I Mack�
You seen my bitch? She back?
Lament
They cancelled A Man Called Hawk!
Why! Why! Why!
Hawk can�t be on Star Trek!
No! No! No!
I guess Brooks Dawg is no Mr T.
Still�
�Spensaaah.�
My Favorite Hoochies
I�d like to do
Every last Spice Girl.
I�d give each one of them a whirl.
Misconception
I love your behind.
Baby, it so big I know
You love me long time.