You the Man, T

Mr T, can't you see
Its not the time for you to flee

So your roles have gone away
and you've seen a better day

Like when you were an A-Team king
With gold chains and gold rings

Tank tops and mohawks were all the rage
You wore tight shorts in your Rocky Days

But Stallone was the fall of you
Because his Yo's overtook your Fool's

Soon your career went very cold
and all your money was spent on gold

No one wanted you to act
and they could hardly take your flak

But don't lose hope, Mr T
You'll always have fans in the Pimp and me

Even though you're broke and jobless
You fill my life with utter bliss

Connery

Connery, the sexy Scottish wanker
Ages like a wine
He's stood the test of time
His body still so fine

He's Connery, the Rising Sun
Bond, Ramirez, John Connor (not that one)
King Arthur, King Richard, King Agamemnon
And a dripping hot beast named Draco

He's Bald and proud
It's in his head
The ladies have no choice
When he speaks with that funny voice

You'd better call him sir,
The Professer Henry Jones
He drinks from a leather glove
And tunes you up with his thumb

Mr. T

Mr. T struggles to hold his head up under the weight
of all that gold.

Pimp Limp

Talk to the man
while shaking my hand
Don't disrespect the Pimp

Bitches and hoes
are what I knows
watch me walk with a limp

I need 50 in crack
to keep dem bitches on stack
before I kick you, gimp.

Boobies

I once knew a girl that I liked
just because she had big boobies
I really couldn't talk to her face
cause I had to get up in those scoobies

But I never got a chance
she thought that I was a hellion
and I ended up in a trance
when I caught a melon

But she shot me with a Wession
so let me be your tutor
and this can be your lession
being nutered with a gun
is anything but fun.

What the hell?

Alf
Poison
TV Tag
Mr. Big
Reagon
Big Hair
Estevez
New Coke
Slapbands
Shaka Khan
Bazooka Joe
Crystal Pepsi
Leg Warmers
Gary Coleman
Crocodile Mile
Neon Spandex
Debbie Gibson
Velcro Hi-Tops
Max Headroom
Bosom Buddies
The Chipmunks
Easy Bake Oven
Ultimate Warrior
The Facts of Life
Rubber Bracelets
Pee-wee Herman
Garbage Pail Kids
REO Speadwagon
Hugely Big Sunglasses
Nightmare on Elm Street III

What was up with that?
Oh, right, it was the eighties.

Monkey Nonsense

The monkey dances through the night
while Charlie fights for what is right

Watch out for the monkey's bite
Its not right
buy a kite

Put that monkey out of site
these pants of mine are getting tight

Where the hell is my neon light
Its not right
I have no sight

Are you trying to pick a fight?
ramming monkey with all your might

Monkeys measuring all our heights
with a kite
its not right

I want no more monkey plight

Biggs would like to thank all the little people who made all of this possible - Gary Coleman, Webster, Michael J. Fox, please take your bows. You'd better respect the little people because they know what's happening on the ground floor.

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