Do you want to bust some BUM Rush? Now you got the chance.

Pimp Daddy

Yo, you're talkin' to tha Pimp Daddy. I'm a groovalishious funk-dog that smoothes to the style of Bum Rush. I just have one question: Where in the hell is my Pimp Cane?

Vital Stats

Name: Pimp "Sugar Daddy" Daddy
Height: 6-3 (6-7 with his shoes on)
Favorite clothing item: Cane
Hobbies: All around love machine
Life goal: To become the Tri-city "Pimpfather"
Comment on Biggs: He's smooth, but needs to work on getting the ladies

In case you don't know, here's the story. The Maximus said he wanted to join the site and give us some of his BUM Rush. Well, fast forward 8 months and nothing! Not a mention of it. What a damn bastard. Totally bailed on us like it was nothing. So, if you have the extra time, and if you're visiting this site, you probably do, send an email to Nateus to try to help us knock some sense into the bitch. His email is right here.

Vital Stats

Name: Natieus "I'm a bitch" Maximus
Age: Who cares, he's a bitch!
Favorite clothing item: Something where he can easily screw everyone he knows.
Hobbies: Screwing friends, lying, creating utter hatred towards himself.
Life goal: To get all his friend to hate him and to become the biggest fruity bitch in the world.
Comment BY the Pimp: He is one crazy ass white boy. And not in the good Eminem kind of way.
Comment BY Biggs: Maximus is a bitch. And for me to say that is something.

[At the moment, the California State Penitentiary wouldn't release a photo of David "Snoopy Dogg Dawg"]

Hey, this is Biggs, the B-Boy who likes to bust rhymes Bum Rush style. I got the B-Boy movies, like a somersault back-flip double turn twist karate kick. Remember, always be ready to step, you never know when a beat might come in.

Vital Stats

Name: Jonhny Biggs Rico
Height: 5-2
Favorite clothing item: Sweatpants and wool hats
Hobbies: Getting Pimp Daddy scraps
Life goal: To have sex while doing a headglide
Comment on the Pimp: He needs to pass down some of those sexy things

You know, I'm really thinking about kicking Nateus' ass right now."

Vital Stats

Name: David "Snoopy Dogg Dawg" a.k.a. "Cocksman" Creek
Favorite Clothing Item: My giraffe patterned auto seat covers. They're an accessory, right?
Hobbies: Well, I drink a lot. Is that a hobby?
Life Goal: To recall a sexual encounter before the subpoena guy comes.
Idols: Flava Flav Dawg and Ol' Dirty Bastard Dawg, and Irving Washington... oh, and Biggs Dawg and Pimp Dawg.
Comment: Biggs and the Pimp, sure, they get their share. But can they do this...
Comment by Biggs: The Cocksman is the real deal - he didn't even call me a little bitch... the first time he saw me.