Funnies

NB: Dr Funny advises reading only 5 or so of these funnies at one time


Gunther Burpus

An investment banker was on the pier of a small coastal village...

A guy met a girl at a nightclub, ...

This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful...

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.

The difference between dogs & cats

19 things to do in the bathroom stall

FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU DIDN'T KNOW

'English' signs in foreign parts

Ireland's worst-ever air disaster...

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar...

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

More 'English' signs in foreign parts

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters...

Old and new concerns for people of the baby boom generation.

SAYINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON BUTTONS

Slogans for women's T-shirts

The wisdom of a cowboy

Wonky affirmations

Training Courses Now Available for Men

 

Darwin Awards

More facts

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Dear Ann Landers,

FELIX THE FLYING FROG

Let's make fun of foreigners' attempts at English

Some Statistics about us Americans. Did you know that...

How to Write More Better

Three women are about to be executed.

True Story

More true stroies

Love, Men and Women

Be on the lookout for these new computer viruses:

vasectomies

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

If computers were chickens

BASIC TRUTHS

Sisters Logical and Mathematical

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN...

 

WHY?

A SUPPOSED TRUE FINALS STORY

A pretty blonde woman is driving ...

British husband reincarnated as egg timer

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA

YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel

How to have fun at the expense of others

More trivia you *might* need to know

THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY

Really Stupid People

Some incredibly interesting facts to get you through the week:

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Funeral

Q: What do you call a guy...

Smart

THE CREATION:

Inca gold

"Cleaner Polishes Off Patients."

Spider

About the American Hyphen Society

TV station cash give-aways

The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

A Programmer and an Engineer

AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS

American Association for Forensic Science

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Q: What are hippies?

A novice parachutist

Rating Your Party

MICROSOFT Aquires Christmas

Q:    What has 8 legs and 1 eye?

There's a new garlic diet now on the market.

Q. Why do Gorillas have such large nostrils?

Q: What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Wauism

THINGS BART HAS HAD TO WRITE ON THE CHALKBOARD AS PUNISHMENT

An elderly woman opened her refrigerator one day...

Popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher

pink pidgeon

What do you get if you play a Country and Western song backwards?

Husband and his wife are traveling down to Florida...

"Very funny Scotty...

What do you call:

! ! ! IMPORTANT NOTICE ! ! !

If you eat a live frog in the morning,

When I die...

Q: Why don't the British build computers?

Q: What do you call someone...

This is a story about a guy named Lenny.

a VERY short pianist

A lonely frog

DARWIN AWARD WINNER FOR 1997 ANNOUNCED


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