ORVILLE REDENBACHER, POPCORN MAGNATE, DIES:
Popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher died recently of natural causes in his condominium in California.
In keeping with his family's wishes, Mr. Redenbacher's remains will be microwaved on high for three minutes.
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EDWARD LOWE, INVENTOR OF KITTY LITTER, DIES:
Edward Lowe, the inventor of Kitty Litter, died recently in Sarasota, Florida. He was 75.
He is survived by his wife Darlene, three daughters and a son, all of whom attended his burial and took turns kicking dirt backwards over his coffin.
