Upon entering the bar, the man noticed a VERY short pianist playing the piano. And atop the piano was what appeared to be a genie in a bottle.
Curiosity got the better of him so he asked the bartender about the genie. The bartender said that yes indeed there was a genie in the bottle and yes she did grant wishes, but she does get confused sometimes.
Well, the man rubbed the bottle and the genie appeared and said she'd grant him 1 wish. He asked for a million bucks.
But when he got to his car expecting to have a million bucks waiting for him he instead was greeted by a million DUCKS.
Rushing back into the bar he told the bartender the story. And the bartenders response was "I told you she does get confused sometimes...hell, do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist"!
