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C....... Cabin Fever ~ *** This is the movie i've been waiting for! It's got Gore, T&A, Rednecks, Banjos, Bowling with Body Parts, Kung-Fu kids, and Sean from Boy Meets World! What more could you ask for? The plot concerns a group of friends who go to a cabin in the woods for fun, sex, and drugs. Instead they are one by one infected with a disgusting Flesh-eating disease. What a kick ass movie this is. Not only is the movie completely sickening..but its fucking hilarious too!! The cast rocks, the music rocks (gotta love the addition of "Waiting for the Rain" from Last House on the Left!), and the direction is great. Love every single thing about this movie. A twisted fuck's WET DREAM! Stars: Rider Strong, Joey Kern, Guissepe Andrews, Jordan Ladd, Cerina Vincent, and James DeBallo. Directed by: Eli Roth (thank you ELI!) Campfire Tales~* After crashing their car in the woods, 4 teens tell scary stories while waiting for help: stories include a couple terrorized by creatures, and an internet stalker. Candyman~*** A woman doing an investigation in an urban myth about a man with a hook for a hand begins to be terrorized by him and blamed for his murders. Top notch hypnotic thriller from Bernard Rose and Clive Barker. Candyman 2:Farewell to the Flesh~* Candyman is back to terrorize an ancestor of the woman he once loved. Candyman 3: Day of the Dead~* An ancestor of the family that candyman has terrorized throughout the years must put an end to him. Cannibal Campout~1/2 After trying to get my hands on this movie for a while, it became kind of a mixed bag when finally seen. For one, it's shot on video so it looks very amateurish (and is). For second, there is not 1 second of good acting anywhere in this film. But still it is enjoyable as the villians are humorous to watch and the gore is good. If nothing else, watch it for the scene in which the cannibal trio eat an unborn fetus.....yummy! Cannibal Ferox~1/2* 4 people on vacation are captured and tortured by a clan of cannibals. Cannibal Holocaust~** this movie pushes every envelope to the edge and actually makes you think "so...is this real or not?" a professor travels to the amazon to find 4 filmmakers who disappeared while shooting a documentary on a cannibal tribe. He finds the remains of the filmmakers and the film from their cameras. He then watches the tapes in horror as he sees the grisly events that the filmmakers went through, and what they put the tribe through. Cannibal: The Musical~ When a group of men get lost in the woods, they resort to eating each other for survival...and then singing jolly tunes. From Trey Parker and Matt Stone..and Troma..of course. Card Player, The ~ *1/2 Well here it is, the new Dario Argento flick. After the terrible Sleepless and the horrible reviews I had heard about this movie, i was expecting the worst. Well luckily, it's not AS bad as people make it seem. Sure, it's a FAR cry from the Argento films of past like Suspiria or Tenebre, but it's still an OK flick. The film revolves around a female cop on the hunt for a serial killer who kills his victims through challenging the cops to a game a Online Poker. With each hand won, a body part is dismembered. The movie is just average..its biggest fault being the atrocious dubbing such as a hilarious moment where the police commisioner points at the computer villain and proudly claims "WE'LL GET YOUUUU". Oh Dario.... what happened? *Caress of the Vampire 2~1/2 Billy the vampire lures young sexually open teens into his house where he plans to start an undead band. Carnival of Souls~ After a car crash, a girl starts seeing menacing ghouls everywhere she goes. Cult classic not as good as talked about. *Carnival of Souls(remake)~1/2 A girl begins seeing the man who killed her mother everywhere she goes. Unecessary crap produced by Wes Craven. Carpenter, The~1/2* A carpenter working on a woman's house kills anyone who gets in between him and her. Carrie~1/2 A girl with telekinetic powers is harassed by students and by her religious fanatic mom until one day they push her too far. One of the greats directed by Brian DePalma. Castle Freak~* A family moves into an old house where in the basement is a creature ready to kill. Stars Jeffrey Combs.**

	Cat's Eye~1/2* 3 stories seen through the eyes of a wandering cat. Stories include: a man who must walk around a high rise building on a small ledge to get his girlfriend back. Cemetary Man~*** Francesco Dellamorte is the "engineer" at the Resurrection Cemetery along with his assistant Gnaghi. Because of the soiled ground, the dead rise approximately 7 days after burial and it is their job to put the dead back in their grave. But he begins to question his job when death speaks to him and convinces him to murder people while they are still alive. He must also deal with his love for a woman that causes an obstacle between him and his feelings about his job. Masterfully directed and supremely acted by Rupert Everett as Dellamorte. One of the best movies out there. Changeling, The~1/2 George C. Scott must discover why his new home is haunted by a ghost so he can get rid of it. Drags really bad. I didnt see where it gets its great reputation from. Cheerleader Camp~1/2 A camp of horny, busty cheerleaders is stalked by a crazy serial killer. Stars Leif Garrett! Cherry Falls~* A lot of buzz surrounded this film whenever it was originally going to be released to theaters. Well it ended up premiering on USA and going direct to video. While still a goof film, it's not nearly as good as early buzz made it sound to be. One can tell that lot's of sex and gore was cut out of the release to make it R which is a dissapointment. The film follows the small town of Cherry Falls where a serial killer is killing only Virgins. Because of this, a party is assembled by the high school students to have a sex orgy so the killer cant kill them. Good premise is corrupted my mediocre acting and directing. The good performances however are led by Michael Bein, Brittany Murphy, and Jay Mohr. Children, The~1/2* Even though the fx are pretty bad and the kill scenes are repetitive, this film manages to still entertain despite it's flaws. After a school bus becomes exposed to a radiation leak, the children on the bus become Zombie-like terrors who violently burn their victims upon touch. It is up to the town sheriff and on the kiddie's father to find a way to stop the kids from killing their parents and other residents of the town. Children of the Corn~** A couple stop in a town where all the adults have been murdered by the kids and must find a way out of the kiddies' town after their car is destroyed. Best of the series. Children of the Corn 2~*1/2 the newly reformed town is terrorized by the kids again after a new kid takes charge. Children of the Corn 3~ 2 kids from the original town move to a new town and begin changing all the kids there. Utter crap, for some reason this is usually seen as the best of the series....but not by me. Children of the Corn 4~* The town's kids start acting strange when a strange boy comes to town who may be "he who walks behind the rows". Children of the Corn 5~ 4 teenagers are stuck in a town with murderous children. Children of the Corn 666~* OK sequel with good direction follows a young girl who travels to the infamous town to find her mother but instead finds herself in the middle of the resurrection of the devilish Isaac from the original film. Child's Play~*** A boy's new doll is posessed by a serial killer who has transfered his soul into the doll in hopes to take over the little boys body and it is up to his mother and a detective to stop the murderuos doll. Child's Play 2~**1/2 Chucky follows andy to his new home with his foster parents and the murders begin again with nobody believing Andy that it is the doll. Child's Play 3~1/2* Andy is terrorized by chucky at the boot camp he now attends. Chillers~ A group of strangers at a bus stop tell about their recent nightmares but where they nightmares?...From Troma..of course. Chopper Chicks in ZombieTown~* Biker chicks stop at a town and must fight the recently re-animated dead. Features a pre-oscar Billy Bob Thornton being used a human shield against the zombies. Chopping Mall~** 3 couples are trapped in a mall with killer robots including Re-Animator's Barbera Crampton. Christine~*1/2 A car with a mind of it's own begins killing anyone who get's in it's owner's way.

		C.H.U.D~1/2 A cop and a photographer must team up to rid the city of a group of mutated homeless people that reside in the sewers. Stars Daniel Stern and John Goodman. C.H.U.D 2: Bud the Chud~1/2* When one of the CHUDS escape from a lab, it begins to go aound a small town killing and turning the locals into chuds themselves. Hilarious movie starring Gerrit Graham. Class of 1999~**** An inner city school full of rival gangs, must band together to stop a trio of murderous robotic teachers that has been offing each of their gang members. Box office hit with great action. Stars Pam Grier as one of the teachers.

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C....... Cabin Fever ~ *** This is the movie i've been waiting for! It's got Gore, T&A, Rednecks, Banjos, Bowling with Body Parts, Kung-Fu kids, and Sean from Boy Meets World! What more could you ask for? The plot concerns a group of friends who go to a cabin in the woods for fun, sex, and drugs. Instead they are one by one infected with a disgusting Flesh-eating disease. What a kick ass movie this is. Not only is the movie completely sickening..but its fucking hilarious too!! The cast rocks, the music rocks (gotta love the addition of "Waiting for the Rain" from Last House on the Left!), and the direction is great. Love every single thing about this movie. A twisted fuck's WET DREAM! Stars: Rider Strong, Joey Kern, Guissepe Andrews, Jordan Ladd, Cerina Vincent, and James DeBallo. Directed by: Eli Roth (thank you ELI!) Campfire Tales~* After crashing their car in the woods, 4 teens tell scary stories while waiting for help: stories include a couple terrorized by creatures, and an internet stalker. Candyman~*** A woman doing an investigation in an urban myth about a man with a hook for a hand begins to be terrorized by him and blamed for his murders. Top notch hypnotic thriller from Bernard Rose and Clive Barker. Candyman 2:Farewell to the Flesh~* Candyman is back to terrorize an ancestor of the woman he once loved. Candyman 3: Day of the Dead~* An ancestor of the family that candyman has terrorized throughout the years must put an end to him. Cannibal Campout~1/2 After trying to get my hands on this movie for a while, it became kind of a mixed bag when finally seen. For one, it's shot on video so it looks very amateurish (and is). For second, there is not 1 second of good acting anywhere in this film. But still it is enjoyable as the villians are humorous to watch and the gore is good. If nothing else, watch it for the scene in which the cannibal trio eat an unborn fetus.....yummy! Cannibal Ferox~1/2* 4 people on vacation are captured and tortured by a clan of cannibals. Cannibal Holocaust~** this movie pushes every envelope to the edge and actually makes you think "so...is this real or not?" a professor travels to the amazon to find 4 filmmakers who disappeared while shooting a documentary on a cannibal tribe. He finds the remains of the filmmakers and the film from their cameras. He then watches the tapes in horror as he sees the grisly events that the filmmakers went through, and what they put the tribe through. Cannibal: The Musical~ When a group of men get lost in the woods, they resort to eating each other for survival...and then singing jolly tunes. From Trey Parker and Matt Stone..and Troma..of course. Card Player, The ~ *1/2 Well here it is, the new Dario Argento flick. After the terrible Sleepless and the horrible reviews I had heard about this movie, i was expecting the worst. Well luckily, it's not AS bad as people make it seem. Sure, it's a FAR cry from the Argento films of past like Suspiria or Tenebre, but it's still an OK flick. The film revolves around a female cop on the hunt for a serial killer who kills his victims through challenging the cops to a game a Online Poker. With each hand won, a body part is dismembered. The movie is just average..its biggest fault being the atrocious dubbing such as a hilarious moment where the police commisioner points at the computer villain and proudly claims "WE'LL GET YOUUUU". Oh Dario.... what happened? *Caress of the Vampire 2~1/2 Billy the vampire lures young sexually open teens into his house where he plans to start an undead band. Carnival of Souls~ After a car crash, a girl starts seeing menacing ghouls everywhere she goes. Cult classic not as good as talked about. *Carnival of Souls(remake)~1/2 A girl begins seeing the man who killed her mother everywhere she goes. Unecessary crap produced by Wes Craven. Carpenter, The~1/2* A carpenter working on a woman's house kills anyone who gets in between him and her. Carrie~1/2 A girl with telekinetic powers is harassed by students and by her religious fanatic mom until one day they push her too far. One of the greats directed by Brian DePalma. Castle Freak~* A family moves into an old house where in the basement is a creature ready to kill. Stars Jeffrey Combs.**

	Cat's Eye~1/2* 3 stories seen through the eyes of a wandering cat. Stories include: a man who must walk around a high rise building on a small ledge to get his girlfriend back. Cemetary Man~*** Francesco Dellamorte is the "engineer" at the Resurrection Cemetery along with his assistant Gnaghi. Because of the soiled ground, the dead rise approximately 7 days after burial and it is their job to put the dead back in their grave. But he begins to question his job when death speaks to him and convinces him to murder people while they are still alive. He must also deal with his love for a woman that causes an obstacle between him and his feelings about his job. Masterfully directed and supremely acted by Rupert Everett as Dellamorte. One of the best movies out there. Changeling, The~1/2 George C. Scott must discover why his new home is haunted by a ghost so he can get rid of it. Drags really bad. I didnt see where it gets its great reputation from. Cheerleader Camp~1/2 A camp of horny, busty cheerleaders is stalked by a crazy serial killer. Stars Leif Garrett! Cherry Falls~* A lot of buzz surrounded this film whenever it was originally going to be released to theaters. Well it ended up premiering on USA and going direct to video. While still a goof film, it's not nearly as good as early buzz made it sound to be. One can tell that lot's of sex and gore was cut out of the release to make it R which is a dissapointment. The film follows the small town of Cherry Falls where a serial killer is killing only Virgins. Because of this, a party is assembled by the high school students to have a sex orgy so the killer cant kill them. Good premise is corrupted my mediocre acting and directing. The good performances however are led by Michael Bein, Brittany Murphy, and Jay Mohr. Children, The~1/2* Even though the fx are pretty bad and the kill scenes are repetitive, this film manages to still entertain despite it's flaws. After a school bus becomes exposed to a radiation leak, the children on the bus become Zombie-like terrors who violently burn their victims upon touch. It is up to the town sheriff and on the kiddie's father to find a way to stop the kids from killing their parents and other residents of the town. Children of the Corn~** A couple stop in a town where all the adults have been murdered by the kids and must find a way out of the kiddies' town after their car is destroyed. Best of the series. Children of the Corn 2~*1/2 the newly reformed town is terrorized by the kids again after a new kid takes charge. Children of the Corn 3~ 2 kids from the original town move to a new town and begin changing all the kids there. Utter crap, for some reason this is usually seen as the best of the series....but not by me. Children of the Corn 4~* The town's kids start acting strange when a strange boy comes to town who may be "he who walks behind the rows". Children of the Corn 5~ 4 teenagers are stuck in a town with murderous children. Children of the Corn 666~* OK sequel with good direction follows a young girl who travels to the infamous town to find her mother but instead finds herself in the middle of the resurrection of the devilish Isaac from the original film. Child's Play~*** A boy's new doll is posessed by a serial killer who has transfered his soul into the doll in hopes to take over the little boys body and it is up to his mother and a detective to stop the murderuos doll. Child's Play 2~**1/2 Chucky follows andy to his new home with his foster parents and the murders begin again with nobody believing Andy that it is the doll. Child's Play 3~1/2* Andy is terrorized by chucky at the boot camp he now attends. Chillers~ A group of strangers at a bus stop tell about their recent nightmares but where they nightmares?...From Troma..of course. Chopper Chicks in ZombieTown~* Biker chicks stop at a town and must fight the recently re-animated dead. Features a pre-oscar Billy Bob Thornton being used a human shield against the zombies. Chopping Mall~** 3 couples are trapped in a mall with killer robots including Re-Animator's Barbera Crampton. Christine~*1/2 A car with a mind of it's own begins killing anyone who get's in it's owner's way.

		C.H.U.D~1/2 A cop and a photographer must team up to rid the city of a group of mutated homeless people that reside in the sewers. Stars Daniel Stern and John Goodman. C.H.U.D 2: Bud the Chud~1/2* When one of the CHUDS escape from a lab, it begins to go aound a small town killing and turning the locals into chuds themselves. Hilarious movie starring Gerrit Graham. Class of 1999~**** An inner city school full of rival gangs, must band together to stop a trio of murderous robotic teachers that has been offing each of their gang members. Box office hit with great action. Stars Pam Grier as one of the teachers.