2002:
September 15th - "Muppets DVDs!!"
October 3rd - "...but she had Mr. Werden, poor thing...let's just give her a full scholarship"
November 5th - "my bio ISP...is finally duotang-ed and ready to go"

2003:
January 6th - "take THAT, vile TTC!"
March 6th - "It's flu season for Christ's sake. People already feel like throwing up."
March 28th - "lay ee oodl lay ee oodl lay hee hoo"
April 28th - "would you be willing to participate in a hot dog protest?"
May 12th - "khaki...like the sound my dog makes when he's choking on a kibble"
June 16th - "who wants to bring me some soup? *cough*"
July 2nd - "Every now and then someone would scream "YEAH CANADA!!" and a cheer would go out in the crowd..."
July 22nd - "funny funerals"
August 7th - "black squirrels aren’t very common at all in British Columbia...figures that all the happy grey ones would prefer the better climate too"
September 9th - "At this point it's not a matter of conceit, I just have to give credit where it's due :D "
October 13th - "I have joined the ranks of the working world and started my first job, at Restoration Hardware..."
October 19th - "enclosed please find a sample of our dog's *pebbles*..."
November 25th - " 'Squirrels like Honest Ed...with prices like these, they think he's NUTS!' "
December 25th - "People can be such lemmings"

2004:
January 28th - "the day the music died (or had a heart attack, anyway)"
February 28th - "finding that piece of paradise that lasts forever..."
March 11th - "occasionally someone will tell someone else his mom's a whore, and they'll start smashing eachother as though they've never heard that one before..."
Cross-Canada Train Trip, May '04 - "I am right now so passionately in love with everything. I wish I could hold on to this feeling forever..."
August 6th - "But when they come, they wish'd for come..."