pandywaff (PAN-dee-waff) n. a sharp rapping on the anal quarters of a misbehaving panda from Peru

Now...if there's anyone out there who knows the REAL definition of this word (or has another personal interpretation), please let me know...as appropriate as it may sound, the above definition is no more than a figment of my sister's wild imagination during a game of "Balderdash" (those of you who know my sister are probably not surprised...)