dinosour jokes
what do you get if you put together a mighty dinosour with a fire work?
dino-mite!
a man walked down the road with a dinosour, another man asked "Where did you get him?" and the dinosour said "I won him a a fair!"
what dinosours make good police?
tricera-cops!
Why couldn't the mammoth travel on the inter-city train?
his trunk didn't fit underneih the seat!
What do dinosours have that no other thing can have?
A baby dinosour!
What did the grape say when the dinosour trod on it?
Nothing it just let out a little wine!
Whats the difference between a lame dinosour and a lumber jack?
one hops and chews and the other chops and hews!
Why did the dinosour run fast along a cerial box?
because it said tear along the line!
Why did the dinosour eat raw meat?
They didn't know how to cook!
There was four large dinosours sitting under a tree but none of them got wet!
whys that?
Because it wasn't raining!
What lies on the ground 4 feet in the air?
a dead dinosour!
What does a mammoth do when he breaks a toe?
gives up ballet dancing!
Caveman: what does a cave man need to do to go heavy?
cavewoman:eat a peach swallow its centre and youv put on a stone!
Why did the baby dinosour stop eating baby food?
to get his teeth into something!
what do you call a dead dinosour?
nothing he can't hear you!
what did the mouse say when a dinosour wanted to borrow some money?
"sorry im a bit short!"
What do you get if you cross a dinosour with a wizard?
Tyranosaurus hex!
Theres a matterbaby,
whats a matter baby (whats-a-matter-baby?)
nothing but thanks for asking!
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