it hasn't got the guts to stand up!
How come zombies are so fat & stupid?
Because they eat LOADS of humans which makes them thick!
What do you call a half horse half man without a head?
Headless horseman!
How come zombies never speak English?
They are dum!
If you don't know what dum means then its someone who can't speak!
Knock knock!
Whose there!
Creep on!
Creep on who?
Creep on YOU!
What do gouls win when they scare the most people?
A gould medal!
What did the grape say when the giant stomp on it?
nothing it just let out a little wine!
What did the pensil say to the bat?
I'm sketching out of here!
What did the monster say to the sceleton?
youv got a bone to pic!
Vampires hate sceletons because there made of bones not blood!
knock knock!
whose there!
I kill!
I kill who?
Don't worry about that your not doing the killing, I AM!
Whats not very scary but stinky?
a teapot spelled backwards!
(potea!)
Why did the train stop?
The ghost scared the driver!
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