a monkey walked into a bar and asked for some nuts
so the barman choped of some of his own nuts for him
there was a stinky dead person on the floor, the doctor walked up to him and asked "whats pong with you?"
a dog fell into the story of charlie and the chocolate factory and ate all the chocolate in sight when he got back home he had a poo and ate it all up.
what do you see if someone came up to you with yellow shorts in the winter.
a.think that someone VERY big came up to him and he got so scared that he decided to wet himself.
b.think that he is 1 very crazy man whose favarite colour is yellow.
c.remembering its your crazy friends crazy dad!
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