horrid jokes
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Spit on!
Spit on who?
Spit on you!
What do you call a big lump of coliflower?
A brain!
How come fish fingers are called fish fingers, I think its a bit crazy because fish have fins!
Whats opposite to a nerd?
A terd, because terds can't even speak, well neither can nerds in a different way there voices are a bit bunged up, (no offense!)
Whats the differnce between blood and water?
You can see whats in water!
What are lime flavoured dragons made of?
limescale!
Why do white ghosts glow in the black?
There still in the old fasion black and white times!
What do dogs say wen there owners of the pub?
I'm the owner of the pup!
Why do people take pictures of sunsets?
There to fat and lazy to draw it!
What do you call a toe that sayes rib it?
A toad!
What part of the bodies do young horses like the most?
the KID-Neyyyyyyyyy!
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