a bulldozer!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed to much for its scales!
How many skunks does it take to make a right old stink?
a phew!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no idea!
How do you attract a squirrals attention?
act like a NUTter!
Whats a porcupines favorite food?
prickled onions!
What do the headless horsemen like best about the horses?
Goulloping!
What kind of cats love the water?
octoPUSSES!
1st person: My dog is a nuisence he chases everyone one a bicycle!
2nd person: Take his bike away then!
Whatys an american cats favourite car?
A catillac!
1st person: Our dog is just like one of the family.
2nd person: Which one is that the, Fred, Jim?
Whats got four legs, barks and goes "tick, tock?
A watch-dog!
What do cats strive for?
perr-fection!
Where do cats find great christmas/birthday presents?
In a catalogue!
What has four legs, whiskers, and flies?
A guinea-pig with fleas!
Why did the mouse eat the candle?
For light refreshments!
What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mousetache!
Did you hear about the angry flea?
He was hopping mad!
What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush!
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing it just let out a little wine!
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl be upset if you don't let me in!
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