musical hares.
why did the boy hold his shoe to his ear?
because he likes sole music.
how do you catch a runaway dog?
hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone.
where do astronautes leave there spaceships?
at parking meteors.
what do you call medicane for horses?
cough stirrup.
what does minimum mean?
a very small mother.
whats a mini spotty zebra?
durrr its a dalmation.
abundance means lots of dancing cakes(a-bun-dance)
apricots means a cot for an ape (ape-ri-cots)
waiter means someone who thinks money grows on trays.
watchdog means a watch in a shape of a dog.
octopus means a cat with eight feet (octo-pus)
tongetwister is something that gets your tang tongueled.
an earwig is hair growing on your ear.
elastic band is a musical band made out of elastic
electric eal is a fish that swims in strong currents.
why is a football pitch always wet?
because the playes are always dribbling-yuk.
why are hairdressers good at driving?
they know all short cuts.
what does a man with 2 left feet wear on a beach?
flip-flips
what do you call 2 robbers?
a pair of knickers.
why did the tide turn?
because the seaweed.
what vegatable needs a plumber?
a leek!
knok knok
whose there?
have a luke through the keyhole!
why is it on soaps stuff always goes wrong?
because it slippes out of place.
common jokes
normal jokes
knock knock jokes
dinosuar jokes
bad jokes
rude jokes
animal jokes
fantacy jokes
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