Updated: May 28th
2007
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Note from Adam (5/28/07):
Excuses
excuses, theres no need for them. Long
story short, we’re back and hopefully we won’t have another dryspell, I assure
you that was a fluke and it will hopefully not happen again. A bunch of stuff was updated this weekend
and some more will be coming soon so keep checking back.
“Quote of the Week”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.”
- Dean Martin
Word of the Week
Choked
Pronunciation: chok-ed
Definition: to stop by or as if by strangling or
stifling:
Example: In the entire playoffs this year the Sabres really choked big time.
About Us
(1/22/07)
Who is behind the Morning Show in my Mind? Who cares? You probably don’t but in case you’re curious, here is a look at some of the people that put this site together. We are very funny; some of us even have documentation to prove it.
Morning
Show in my Mind Store
(1/28/07)
Everyone knows that our site is the greatest site ever created, so go to this page and buy things so that you can show off to everyone you know that you are a fan of our site.
Today’s Rant
(5/28/07)
Despite the title, this page will likely not be updated
daily rather whenever one of us gets pissed off enough about something to write
a rant about it. I don’t know how else
to describe this page other than a loose unconnected collection of random
pissed off thoughts, mainly about stupid people.
Celebrity Death Watch
(5/28/07)
Our
most tasteless idea yet, a death pool with prizes. You should never wish for someone to die, but . . . if you are
gonna, you might as well have a little fun while doing it.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Rejection Committee
(5/28/07)
Lets be honest, most of the people in
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland don’t actually deserve to be in there. Some do don’t get me wrong but most, not so
much. So as a public service, our crack
team of experts will boot “performers” out of the hall on a weekly basis.
Debate of the Week
(5/28/07)
What will this week’s ridiculous debate be? The greatest superhero? Best TV theme song? Hottest cartoon character? This is your chance to voice your thoughts on something to stupid to debate out loud.
(5/6/07)
FACT: The answer to any question can be found online. It turns out this isn’t exactly a fact. This was a hard lesson for Adam to learn but he still maintains that he can at the very least come up with the answer to just about anything. If you don’t believe it, give him a question and try to Stump Adam.
March Madness: Worst
College Mascot Bracket
(4/23/07)
March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Some people think that phrase is about the weather during the month. It was actually thought up to represent the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament, or at least the team’s horrible mascots. We here at MSIMM found 64 awesomely bad mascots that will compete head to head in our March Madness bracket until we can finally determine who is the Worst College Mascot.
(2/7/07)
Most of us despise where we live, if you’re looking for a new city to move to, this page is for you. Each week a new city will be selected at random as our Random City of the week, we will give you the upsides and downsides to living in Random City, USA.
(5/28/07)
Sports are one of the greatest parts of our society, but the thing is a lot of times they suck. They suck big time. Damn It Ref! is here to correct all of the problems with sports today by letting all of you bitch about them as well. Keeping you up to date with all you ever wanted and didn’t want to know about sports is our very own Sports Editor Brian.
(5/6/07)
Everyone needs advice, especially you. Send your questions to us and we’ll have our friends Geri and Paula give you some.
Random Thing Sent to
Random Person
(3/18/07)
This concept we are borrowing from Maxim Magazine, hey everyone likes getting mail.
Links and other
Shameless Plugs
(5/21/07)
At the current moment, for all of our time, effort and hard work, we are receiving nothing in return. We’d love to tell you that we don’t want anything in return either but lets be honest, of course we would. We aren’t receiving anything from any of these companies/people; because if we were an actual Morning Show that would be payola, we just liked this stuff and thought you might too. That being said, this page is just a list of links and other plugs to sites and things that we think are good, cool, funny, stupid, useful, etc…
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