Random Thing Sent to Random Person

This concept we are borrowing from Maxim Magazine, hey everyone likes getting mail.

This is a concept we believe firmly in; even junk mail is better than no mail.  Every once in a while we here at Morning Show in my Mind find various random objects that we don’t know what to do with.  Normally we throw these pieces of crap, err I mean, these random objects in the garbage but we have decided to instead send them to you.  Hey one mans trash is another mans treasure, yeah I don’t buy it either.  Anyways if you want to be on the list to receive some wonderful pieces of shi… umm treasure just let us know and someday maybe you’ll be getting some mail.  Once we find out the mail has been delivered we’ll show everyone at home what we sent and where we sent it.

We will not use your address for anything other than this, once you have received something from us, please let us know that it arrived.  If you have sent us your address and would like it removed from our list shoot us an email and we’ll be happy to remove you.  Please do not send us other people’s addresses, we know you like getting random junk sent you, but not everyone does.  We cannot be held responsible for any lost or stolen packages, some of these items are irreplaceable and are literally worthless.

So we have been slacking off pretty bad on this and despite posting this message “We will be sending some Random Things out this week so if you haven’t sent it to us yet SEND US YOUR ADDRESS NOW and you can be the proud owner of our first ever Random Thing Sent To Random Person!”  we still have yet to send anything.  It is coming I promise.