March Madness: Worst College Mascot Bracket

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.  Some people think that phrase is about the weather during the month.  It was actually thought up to represent the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament, or at least the team’s horrible mascots.  We here at MSIMM found 64 awesomely bad mascots that will compete head to head in our March Madness bracket until we can finally determine who is the Worst College Mascot.

 

The bouts will be decided by the MSIMM crack team of experts and winners, or rather losers, will be posted accordingly.  We do welcome input on every battle so as usual, please feel free to send us your thoughts.

 

Get your votes in now the winner; I’m sorry I mean loser will be announced next week.  Let us know who you think is the worst mascot.  Will it be Southern Illinois’s dog thing that looks like a pissed off female dinosaur from Jurassic Park, or will it be Stanford’s fantastic shrubbery that resembles a costume thrown together at the last minute for a ninth-grade production of Santa Claus is coming to town.  You decide.  The results in a week.

 

THE CHAMPION

“Is it a bush?”

“Christmas Tree Made While Stoned”

“A fantastic shrubbery that resembles a costume thrown together at the last minute for a ninth-grade production of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”

“An outfit worn in a PSA for pollution”

 

Stanford’s unofficial Mascot

The Tree