About Us
Who is behind the Morning Show in my Mind? Who cares? You probably don’t but in case you’re curious, here is a look at some of the people that put this site together. We are very funny; some of us even have documentation to prove it. Here we are in no particular order. Well I suppose there is an order, there has to be an order, nothing can really ever be in no particular order.
The Creators
What can you say about a great man really? Adam is Jewish, a huge Smartass, an occasional Bartender and a Reverend. He can make balloon animals, do exactly 13 chin-ups and can eat his weight in cocktail franks. Adam is an accomplished liar, having made up stories in 15 states and 3 countries. His sense of humor is unmatched, his procrastination envied by all. He has “worked” in radio and currently he can be seen hurling boxes in dark storerooms in a mall. Trouble surrounds Adam wherever he goes almost taunting him to create mischief. He feels he knows the answer to every question and if he doesn’t he must look it up immediately. He could be successful but prefers to use his powers for evil rather than good. He’s a writer, an artist, a comedian, and a genius. That being said he lives at home with his parents in the vast frozen wasteland that is the great city of Buffalo, NY.
Arica
Arica (that’s Erica, with an A) was born and raised in
Buffalo, NY with aspirations of becoming a professional basketball player. Those dreams were crushed early in her
childhood when it was discovered that she had absolutely no athletic talent and
stopped growing at an even five feet.
She enjoys long walks on the beach and Sunday picnics with... oh wait,
wrong profile. Arica is not famous for anything and chances are never will be.
Although she has been told on several occasions that she'd make a great welder,
she pushes paper for a living at one of those fancy sounding companies that
nobody's ever heard of where she makes very little money. Arica enjoys anything
pink, the letter A, and watching reruns of "The Office" on DVD.
Kevin
Kevin Sutherland you say? Who is this mythical creature? Well folks, he is not a myth, he is a professional golfer. But we aren’t talking about the golfer; we are talking about another guy. This Kevin is a jerk that lives in Chicago and works as a project assistant. Seriously, a monkey could be trained to do what he does. But why buy a monkey when you can pay twenty-something’s to do it for less. Kevin enjoys a clean shirt and a cup of tea every morning. If you ever want to visit Chicago, he loves visitors and entertaining friends and complete strangers alike.
Sports Editor
Brian's rise to fame started at the age of 18 when he enrolled at SUNY Oswego. It was there that he discovered a new curriculum being offered in bullshitting. Brian was seen to excel in the discipline of bullshitting and has thus moved on to perform this art in the real world. He has successfully been able to bullshit people into giving him things like money, useless items sold at garage sales, cracker jack prizes, and has even bullshitted people into sleeping with him. Brian has faced a long and emotional road to motherhood that has included reproductive difficulties. He has responded to a need by opening a practice with a specialization in maternal health and bereavement counseling. It is in this practice and this fine website where Brian can help you.
Advice
Geri and Paula
Name: Geri
Birth Date: April 5th
1974
Current Age: 32 I think
Age you act: 5 years old and still doing it
Shoe Size: 8
Marital Status: Married
Where Do You Live: Williamsville
Where Do You Want To Live: Sweden
How Many Siblings: None
Favorite . . .
Article of Clothing: Hoodies
Animal: Dove
Color: Peach
Marx Brother: Groucho
If you were a . . .
Kitchen
Appliance/Utensil: A mixer so
we could mix it up
Road
Sign: Pedestrian
Crossing
Barnyard
Animal: Lamb
Name: Paula
Birth Date: January 15th
1975
Current Age: 31 kinda
Age you act: 13
Shoe Size: 6
Marital Status: Married
Where Do You Live: Akron
Where Do You Want To Live: Fiji
How Many Siblings: 2 brothers
Favorite . . .
Article of Clothing: None
Animal: Rabbit
Color: Green
Marx Brother: Harpo
If you were a . . .
Kitchen
Appliance/Utensil: What’s a
kitchen?
Road
Sign: Koala
Crossing
Barnyard Animal: Alpaca
Contact Us
If you wish
to contact us for any reason, please email us at [email protected]
If you
feel like being extra nice, it would probably be helpful to make the subject
something pertaining to your email, we wouldn’t want to accidentally get your
email mixed up with one offering us a lower mortgage and a bigger penis.