| This is a website for all my personal thoughts that I don't mind sharing with the outside world. And I also try and be funny, but this is a lot less successful with some people. I'm on my summer break right now, failing to get a regular job and lazing around. Have a good laugh at the distressed ramblings of a desperate man here. |
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| Quote Of The Week: "It's not the Irish that riot, it's the flipping English!" |
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| WARNING: mental_donkey is not copyrighted by anyone, but anyone who infringes this non-existent copyright is a very naughty person. Terms and conditions apply. Always read the label. May contains traces of nut. Your house may be at risk if you do not keep up the repayments on your morgage. All rights reserved. Keep out of the reach of small children. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA. For external use only. Solvent abuse can kill instantly. I got shotgun. This site is best viewed with: a COMPUTER, a MONITOR and EYES. Stone, please. All hail King of the Losers. Remember to wash your hands. Tampering with Chris Kerrison is prohibited and fatal, and anyone caught doing so will be prosecuted. Move 'zig'. |
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| 29/02/04 Special Guest Update : Morlark Woo yay! mental_donkey is in Warwick, so somehow I've ended up updating his site. Haha! Now what fiendish stuff can I do? Added a new Way To Tell If She Hates You, and a Random Bible Quote. Strangely enough, during the course of this update, a funny alien made out of pins has appeared on the wall. How rare. |
| 31/03/04 I decided to leave Morlark's update up for a bit to give everyone a chance to look at it, but I ended up being way too busy to update until now. 1 Thing I'm Not Insane, and 4 mental_Thoughts. |
| 24/04/04 I should really remove the bit that says this is updated every Friday...Added 1 Random Thought (I'm gonna start calling them Random Thoughts again), 1 Thing I'm Not Insane,etc., 1 university-related Link, and 1 Way To Tell If She Hates You. |
| 28/04/04 I'll be very upset if anyone forgets it's my birthdya this month! |
| 01/05/04 I forgot I'm meant to update this every Friday. I'm sorry I confused people (although I don't think anybody notcied) -- NOW is the month of my birthdya, and yes I will be upset if anyone forgets. I'm gonna make the next update on Wednesday, the day before I go home for the summer, cos I'm not sure I'll be able to run PageBuilder at home anymore. But I'm gonna try and start doing this site by HTML coding, which would be a good excuse to practise my programming, cos I really do need the practise. |
| 14/05/04 Um, ok PageBuilder works on my computer now. So we've got 1 Thing I'm Not Insane Enough To Do. |
| 11/06/04 1 new Way To Tell If She Hates You. |
| 27/06/04 1 Random Thought. |
| The site is in a kinda state of hibernation right now, because I can't be bothered to update it regularly right now, and I never seem to have any Quotes of the Week anymore. So don't be too surprised if this hasn't been changed in the next few weeks. As for the people who look at this site entirely just to find out how I am doing, why don't you send me an email or text and ask me??? |