| How To Tell If A Girl Hates You |
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| 48) She says she's only speaking to you because she's "waiting for someone she actually likes". |
| 49) Whenever you admit to not knowing something, anything, no matter how obscure, she looks at you as if you are an imbecile. |
| 50) She goes out with someone you really hate. Repeatedly. |
| 52) Her boyfriend adds you to his MSN contacts list. |
| 51) Her boyfriend signs your guestbook. Repeatedly. |
| 53) She runs off to Dover. |
| 54) She dumps you because she wants to be free to enjoy herself at university. Or because her best friend told her to. |
| 55) She signs your guestbook to talk about how she hasn't spoken to you for ages, rather than actually try to speak to you. |
| 56) Her boyfriend says he'll "put a good word in" for you. |
| 57) She tells you to stay in touch, then doesn't stay in touch with you. |
| 58) She says she is too busy to talk, but she finds time to write a diary. |
| 59) She comes into your room and smashes everything. |
| 60) She tries to make you miss your train. |
| 61) She talks to you for 5 minutes about how boring you are. |
| 62) She puts salt in your tea. |
| 63) She says she'll be there in a minute, and then cunningly fails to notice the doorbell. |
| 64) I couldn't really work out how to fit this one into the same style as all the others, also it's a bit of an epic, so I'll just write it out as it was told to me: "Imagine that a friend (Friend A) that you spend a lot of time with is going to cook you a special dinner. Having spent all his time with you and no-one else, he knows that you are absolutely famished, so hungry you could eat a horse. So Friend A knows to cook you a lot of food indeed, and he would be happy to, he's been planning this for ages. Then, a Random Man appears, and says you to "You look a bit peckish, do you fancy a quick bite to eat at McDonald's?" You enthusiastically say yes, leaving poor Friend A high and dry, because his cooking skills just don't reach up to your standard. You later come back and not only was McDonald's not as good as you'd hoped, you also have the nerve to complain that no-one is willing to cook big meals for you, having conveniently forgotten the massive feast that Friend A, who is right next to you, was going to cook for you." |
| 65) She head-butts you just after you first meet. |