| Quotes of Semester One (and December(and January)) |
| In guestimated chronological order: |
| "Shazaam!" "What does CPU stand for?" "Completely Pissed University" "Stranraaaa?!?!?" "You're so ugly you have to get your hand pissed to have a wank" "Women are fucking idiots" "You're a funny boy" **with fingers in quotation marks** "Nothing" "Chocolate is quite hard to lick off. Like you" "If I knew you liked me so much I wouldn't have slept with you" "I want you to be extra, extra, extra, extra read all about it" "Banny wanks in the mirror" "Wooooooo!" "I don't want to see that on either of your websites" "I don't want to see that on either of your websites" - said by someone else, later on "Four times" "You could've got that certificate anywhere" "Young man!" "GameStation and Anne Summers are right next to each other, which means I can get all my shopping done in one go" "I was very, very, drunk" |