The Royal Court of Spania

Queen Empress of all Spania - me, Denise

Lord Chancellor, Keeper of the Sacred Emu - Aparnaa (hi ho!)

Her Assistant and Royal Emu Trainer - Anu

Lord Viceroy, Royal Appointer of the Ass of the Week, Keeper of Pirate Pete's Peachy Parrot - Rebecca

Corin Li Parker, High Preistess of all Spania and Independent Ruler of the Black Hole - Erica

High Prophetess of All Things Concerning Reverse Polygamy and Cusackism - Mary Kate

Theorist of Redefined Quantum Physics (for issues dealing with why the sky is blue and all issues dealing with gravity) - John

God of the Autogrill - Chris

King of the Tourists and Spania's Resident Tourist - Terry

One Knight Stand and THE Sacred Emu- Cassie

Official Declarer of War and Warlord - Brian

The Burninator - Sean

Senior Slut of all Spania - Michele

Official Hick of Southern Spania - Kelly

Royal Ambassador to and from LemonLand - Anita

Royal Dungeon Master and Executioner - Alex