Cusackism - the official religion of spania

Well, folks, here you have it. We finally have the official religion of spania.

Reverse Polygamy (aka Polygyny) (aka Cusackism)

Our doctrine is:

Women get an endless amount of husbands. Men take the woman's last name:

i.e. Alex Rodriguez-Cusack

Jeff Timmons-Cusack

The Deity is Our Great And High Prophetess Cusack

Lesser Deity is His Sacred Fruitiness, the Sacred Happy Mango

When living together, a woman can live unmarried with many men. She can share them.

Yahneees - excommunicated from the Cusackism circle, but they are prayed for at the altar of His Sacred Fruitiness, in hope of their joyous return to us

All others prayers are made at the altar of the Almighty Donut

Invocation of the Goddess

Vate deae,
Oh Prophetess Goddess,

domina tecum
the Lady is with you

et gratias habes
and happiness is yours.

Habes misericordiae
Have mercy

et donas pacem
and give us peace

et felicitatem nobis.
and happiness.

AMEN

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