facts about spania
spania's nation anthem is "the bear went over the mountain" the economy is founded on cows and pineapples and watermelons and armidillos and llamas, and emus rum rampant. people carry swords, just because swords are cool. the main holiday is happy monday, which occurs twice a year, much like mole day. happy monday may never ever be celebrated on a monday. the official slahgen of spania is "sanity have us not".
in spania, you have a :
10% chance of dying
10% chance of being autopsied (after death, of course...)
10% chance of just plain living
spania has some odd laws:
every household in spania must own one (1) black cow with white spots
sniper rifles are forbidden except on happy monday
each student must tesselate a llama before graduation
almighty items in spania
donut
staple fish
tesselated llamas
non-spoon
sleep
Rex the sanity dog - take a bite out of sanity
le gant magique
Invisible Bobb
strawberry pez
strawberry smoothies
Nick
spork
tatertots
emus
pikachus
13 (the number)
kiwi
watermelon
wine coolers
cotton candy
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Max the crime dog - take a bite out of someone
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