life is peachy
(warning, even though it may seem so, this is not an optimistic declaration)
you should eat lots of watermelon
ambition, motivation, and encouragement will rot your brain
you will never marry, you will never have kids
you will live your life obsessed with many random boring things
you will be stuck at fifty with a goldfish named sanity
your only friends will be gertrude the cow, my bovine friend and the all mighty donut
(all hail the all mighty donut, salute to its greatness, and enjoy the splendor)
strawberry pez will not cure all illnesses, but it's definitely all right to try
try everything you can
jump out of planes. jump off of buildings.
just plain jump
don't give out your love unless you see fit
otherwise your heart will be empty and you will stop living
living can be good
living can be bad
but in the end, you want to be living
pain is a bad bad thing
without pain, however, we'd have nothing to whine about
attempt to not cause pain in yourself or others
unless you see fit to inflict it on people that piss you off
watch tv if you want
don't if you don't
that's a good life philosophy for everything, you should write that one down
make time for your friends -
they're the only people on earth that don't seem to hate you with a passion
beware of psychotic teachers
they can do no good
however, you can do good if you set your mind to it
good is bad, bad is good
less is never more --> more is more
who ever thought that less could be more?
oxymorons are not a good way of life
brotherly love and microsoft works...what the hell is going on with this world?
oh well, pourquoi the hell pas?
people are stupid
well, most
present company excluded
don't let the world's stupidity get you down
press on, and remember you will always have your sanity
(that is, as long as you always have a pet named sanity)
drinky drinky is never the answer
except in crossword puzzles and MTV's Spring Break where it's all about the drunkenness
don't ever pass up an opportunity
there are certain things you can only learn from experience:
never work for peanuts
or at least for nothing less than honey roasted
when you build a car never start with the window
you can't fit a square peg in a round hole
but you can fit a round one in a triangular cube
people think in circles
and there are not enough foods on a stick
transitions are a bad thing
gilded banal steeds from hell will eat the all mighty donut
(all hail the all mighty donut)
unless of course you decide to be a good person and save the all mighty donut
(all hail the all mighty donut) from its horrible fate
fate is a cool thing, but it can be mean
don't ever get stuck doing the circus midget
grammar is lovely and words like to play, especially with adjectiverbs
we wander through this pointless existence led by evil searching for paradox
never fall into a morass or you will become morassy
alrighty then...remember the little red button? push the little red button
let your imagination run away with you
but beware the pink pigmy elephants and bob the invisible cow
there can always be too much of a good thing
so less is always more
always watch your sanity and never let it eat you
try to earn oohness before you go for nessness
take things one step at a time
unless the steps are really really small
use the spania dictionary - live learn grow�
improve your mind� with mental stimulation
i called you yesterday, it's tomorrow, and happy today
if you remember one thing, always treasure your sanity
some day you will find your marbles
ding, dong, the psycho's gone
we now return you to your regularly scheduled crap

COPYRIGHT Denise and Rebecca 1999
where it's all about the drunkenness is a generous contribution from Erica