OFFICIAL BARRETISM
HOMEPAGE YO
CAPITALISM SUCKS,
CAN'T YOU SEE?!?! THE COUNTRY'S IN THE SHITHOLE, THE PRESIDENT'S
AN APE-LIKE MORON, AND CHEAP FAMILY RESTAURANTS IN MARYLAND ARE
SELLING FREEDOM FRIES---I MEAN, WHUT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT?!?!
AND COMMUNISM, A GOOD IDEA IN ITSELF, IS DEAD AND WHERE IT DOES
EXIST, IT'S HEADED BY CRAZY-ASS MUTHA FUGGAS WHO SHOOT EVERYONE
THEY SEEE AND HOARD CIGARS, I MEAN DAAAAMMMNN THEY COULD AT LEAST
SHOOT SHIN-RA TOO.
SO SHIT, SOMEONE
ELSE NEEDS TO BE IN CHARGE, SOMEONE LIKE.....
LORD BARRET!!!!!!
(song playing=OFFICIAL
Barretism theme!!! You ask why it be a Shin-Ra song?! You be SHAWT!!!!1)
DON'T BE A FOO'---BROWSE
MY SITE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF THAT BARRETISM IS THE WAY TO GO,
YO!! AFTER ALL, I OWN THE INTERNET, OOOOO YEAH!!!!12334
OFFICIAL
Principles of Barretism
LORD BARRET'S PLAN
FOR THE USA AND JAPAN AND AFRICA NO THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!`1
Japanese-African-American
Pride, Yo! KONNICHIWA MUTHA FUGGAAAA!!!!!!11
WHY Lord Barret
is NOT Mr. T
LORD Barret's
OFFICIAL LIST OF COMMANDING OFFICERS AND HOMIES!!!!
Lord Barret's OFFICIAL
LIST OF BAD PEOPLE
How Lord Barret
became LORD BARRET and this awesome site was MADE OH IT SO EPIC
Any Questions?
ASK LORD BARRET HIMSELF!
YO you gotta go see mah LOYAL MEMBERS THEY SO COO' LUVEM ALL
Like what you see?
Who wouldn't, man?! JOIN BARRETISM TODAY!!!!
PEEPS BE SEEIN' THE TEACHINS O' LORD BARRET YEA
5/12/2005
yeah so like I updated the ASK BARRET section an' and got up mah new MEMBERS and shit. An' got mah SOCKS YO HA an' beat up some Shin-Ruhs but that normal.
5/11/2005
Yo so like election's
over and shit and yeah and it sucks they didn't put me on no ballot
shit. I AM BETTER THAN TEXANS AND KETCHUP DAMMIT. But they
didn't put me in even as no write-in. 'Cause no one can write
'cuz SHIN-RA AIN'T GOT NO EDUCATIN' FACILITIES FOR US POOR FOLKS
mmhmmm. We gotta make rec facilities and shit. AND SAVE KIDS.
And blow stuff up. Like reactors. AND RETURN TO NATURE YO. Anyway
I be runnin' in 2008 so WATCH OUT PARTISAN MODERATES OOOO YEAH.
I be answering them old e-mails in a little bitta while, promise.
And Spikebutt, give
me back my socks or your ASS WILL BE ON FIRE I ain't kiddin' this
time, no, serious.
AND YO. RANDYMUTHAFUCKA. I HEAR YOU SAYIN' MAH HOMIE JENN BE SAYIN' LIES 'BOUT ME AND YOUZ BEST WATCH YO ASS OR IT'S GONNA BE SAYONARA MUTHA FUCKA FO YOU, BOY.
I'm a proud member of AVALANCHE,
YO!!!!! (Dunno why I'm not the leader, though....)