Yeah see them flags be tizzat to thu wizzat WASSUP WIT DAT I wonder how they be all wavy and shit and then we got yo map of Africa because they like be my brothas AND ALL THIS BAD SHIT BE HAPPENIN THERE YO. What the fuck how can those EIDOLLS in Japan or whatever be makin' so much money when mah BROTHAS be starvin' and cryin' and oh it so sad. SO SAD MAN.

Anyway yeah SEE THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA FOLLOW MY PLAN YO. If we sell all them action figures and make everyone be BUYIN' them then it be all right and we use the money to buy good stuff for kids and explosives to blow up stupid shit. (Like Rocket Town. Never liked Rocket Town. Damn pansy-ass spear man.) And then we can kill Gackt and shit. Fuckin' vampires. WHO TAKE MONEY FROM KIDS I mean damn deys got CRIME SCHOOLS. Or wuzzit cram schools. Can't remember ANYWAY it real bad, yakuza and shit. Blowin' GOOD things up 'stead of Shin-Ra, yo. Totally unacceptable.

People say I look like a bear sometimes so THIS BE AN ANGRY BEAR CUZ I BE VERY ANGRY AND BEARY AAAGRGRGGRGRGHHH!!!!1111