So like the plan goes like some episode of some secret agent spy show. What? I DUNNO. I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH DAMN SHOW DON'T BE GIVING ME NO DAMN SHIT. Been pissed ever since Shin-Ra took my cable TV away. Fuckin' assholes. Anyways, we gotta lotta explosives, and then we go to United Nations and the whole convo will be somethin' like THIS:

Lord Barret: Yo, give me the planet or I blow yo head off.

United Nations: I don't got a head.

Lord Barret: TOO BAD FOR YOU SUCCKKAAAAA

And then I blow the place up and make a LORD BARRET ACTION FIGURE STORE on the remains of the place and then all that revenue and shizzat will fund us forever and yeah it'll be tizzat yo.

I mean look at that yo it like be so cool that everyone in the whole damn world gonna have one and then they HAVE to have one and dayam it ain't on the PRICIPLE list put it's gonna be important. And everyone's got explosives too. And trains. Shit, I love trains BUT NOT PIZZA and not rotting yo that be SHITTY LIKE SHITTY SHIT-RA oh ha that be clever.