Yeah, so I've made buttons and shit. USE 'EM YO and you can be cool just like Lord Barret and then WRITE IN MY NAME AND VOOOTE FOR ME make some EXPLOSIVE CHANGES MAN.

Yeah so like Marlene made these for me an' shit and she says I have to make codes and members and shit but HELLUVIT WITH ZAT just ah hell:

1) E-mail LORD BARRET and be like "YO LORD BARRET I WANNA JOIN and have yo name and e-mail and homepage and shit plus a vow to OBEY AND BE LOYAL TO ME cuz yeah you kinda need that.

2) Make yo homepage the thing that has a BUTTON or link or whateva. Sheeyat. Just be good, a'ight? You can... direct... link... whuttahell is that ANYWAY you can direct link if ya need to. And then link that... picture back to mah MAIN page, see right heah.

3) Spread the word, yo! LORD BARRET IS LORD!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOO YEAH! Yo name goes up here 'cause then you cool AND DON'T BE JOININ' SHIN-RA OR NONE OF THAT well I guess y'can but ONLY AS A BARRETISM SPY, Y'HEAR?!?!

4) You can't be watchin' A-Team or none of that shit ever. BIG BAD NO NO. Review the CARDINAL PRINCIPLES and then you be cool.

Should all be clear 'nough. So...

JOIN, YO MUTHA FUGGZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1112