A'ight we got our FIRST E-MAILS FOO'! HOOO YEAH! Lessee whattup yo.
Homie: Court
Quizzat: How do you take a shower with your gunarm on? Do you put a plastic bag
over it or something?
ANSWA: YO Lord Barret don't need no PUHLASTIC PUHLEEZE. Instead of at, I be like "YO WHO IN THE SHOWER?" so then it be like Red XIII or somethin' and that cool 'cuz he coo' BUT IFFAT be HIGHWIND or SPIKEBUTT man I go BEAT DOWN ZATASS MUTHA FUGGA. And then I use their clothes to cover mah gunarm. Or a towel. Sometimes I pass out and get all electocuted like but we got good First Aid so it coo'.
Homie: Ian
Quizzat: What the fug? I mean, damn. Really. Daaayuuuum.
ANSWA: Yeah see ah explained maself in my SECTION with all my... explainin' an' shit. 'Cept you sent this when it wan't here so THAT TOO BAD FOR YOU. So all AH can say is DAYYUUMMM you sorry ass.
THEN we got duh ANTI HOMIES meanin' SHIN-RA. GODDAMN SHIN-RUHS.
Shin-Ra: an annoynimis fangirl
Quizzat: OMG BARRET WHY ARENT VINCENT AND SEHPROTH ALLOWD IN UR HOMIES LIST THEY ARE SO COOL AND HOTT!!!!1
ANSWA: YO WE DON'T WANT NONE OFFAT HERE. YOU BE STUPID. STUPID AN' SHIN-RA. We don't wannem 'cuz dey like PERPETUATE SENSATIONALISTIC VERSIONS OF HUMAN BEAUTY YO that ain't cool be NONCOOL. So ya stupid. That an' they homesezzuals ah heah. ...From stupid SHIN-RA LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shin-Ra: Yahoo!
Quizzat:
Your Yahoo! ID: lord_barret
Your new Yahoo! Mail address: [email protected]
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ANSWA: YO AH DON'T KNOW WHAT NO FUGGIN PREF'RENCES BE. I got some pref'rences, though.... TA PUNCH YO FACE IN SUUUCKKKKKKSSAAAAAAAAAA You be workin' for Shin-Ra yo I KNOWIT. Damn corporate bastards TAKIN' WAY OUR SCHOOLIN' FUNDS YO.