Title: Formal Dinner
Author: Lainy
Pairing: none.
Fandom: reality
Category: I have no idea.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: none really.
Rating: PG.
Summary: formality isn't always fun.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: This one's actually all my own. No borrowed characters or people - just me. So if you have a problem with that�tough. This comes straight from my mind, and doesn't really have much to do with anyone.

Title: Freaky
Author: Lainy
Pairing: none.
Fandom: reality
Category: action/adventure I spose�
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: angst.
Rating: M. implied violence.
Summary: a trip to the shops turns into a full-blown paranoia mind game.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: this is actually a concoction of my own mind�so I don't need a disclaimer. Except one to disclaim that I'm not insane.

Title: Inadequacy
Author: Lainy
Pairing: implied only.
Fandom: reality
Category: drama, for lack of anything else.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: suicidal references. May offend some people. Please don't read this if you're one of these people
Rating: M.
Summary: Broken love. Broken heart. Broken life.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: this is another one from my warped imagination, inspired by a friend of mine who went through a messy breakup. As I tend to do, I took it to extremes. My friend is nothing like this - at least, I sure as hell hope not. Anyway, pretty much no disclaimer is needed: any likeness is entirely coincidental, etc etc.

Title: Insight
Author: Lainy
Pairing: none.
Fandom: reality
Category: drama, for lack of anything else
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: none.
Rating: PG..
Summary: A simple bus trip turns out to be more than getting from one place to another
Feedback: always welcome. Also, if someone has a better idea for a title, I'm all ears! Metaphorically speaking of course.
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Insomnia
Author: Lainy
Pairing: none
Fandom: reality
Category: angst, for lack of anything else
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: none
Rating: PG.
Summary: pretty much just what the title implies
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: this one is right from my warped mind. Nothing special�and I don't think there's anything in there that could get me sued - but in case there is, it's unintentional and entirely coincidental. So there!

Title: Memories
Author: Lainy
Pairing: whoever you want it to be.
Fandom: reality
Category: romance, drama, angst.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: none.
Rating: PG.
Summary: sometimes memories are better then the present
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: another one from my warped imagination. If you chose to read hidden meanings behind my words, that's entirely up to you, but for the official record this is not about anyone I know, or anyone who feels like they want to sue me.

Title: Rain
Author: Lainy
Pairing: names probably wouldn't mean anything to you, so it's whoever you want it to be
Fandom: reality
Category: romance, drama, angst.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: none
Rating: PG.
Summary: see disclaimer.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: This is another one from my mind. I don't actually feel these things - this one is based on a friend of mine. I wrote it to show her that I understood what she was going through, and to coax her to talk about it.

Title: To Go?
Author: Lainy
Pairing: no one in particular. Whoever you want.
Fandom: reality, I suppose
Category: romance, drama, angst.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: sexual references, but not many
Rating: PG.
Summary: see disclaimer
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: Yep, this is my warped imagination at work again. I just wrote this off the top of my head - the couple can be whoever you want them to be. As long as it's not someone who'll sue me, or hurt me in some way�

Title: Unanswered Questions
Author: Lainy
Pairing: whoever.
Fandom: reality
Category: romance, drama, angst.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete, although very short
Warnings: none
Rating: PG.
Summary: too short to have one really.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: this one's just weird. That's really all the proof I need to show it's from my imagination, and the only disclaimer I need is the one saying that I'm not insane.

Title: Wil/Paul
Author: Lainy
Pairing: see title. *g*
Fandom: GNW fanfic
Category: plot-what-plot, first time, pre-slash.
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: this is my lame attempt at smut. Some people may get offended by the content, others by my poor writing of it. If either bothers you, don't read it. And if you do, please don't come whining to me. I've got enough problems.
Rating: MA I suppose
Summary: Wil receives an odd message, and goes to check it out. SMUT!
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Dirty Dishes
Author: Lainy
Pairing: Paul/Tim
Fandom: DAAS fanfic
Category: plot-what-plot/DAAS challenge
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete.
Warnings: M/m slash implied
Rating: PG.
Summary: this was just a challenge from the DAAS Fiction board to involve our favourite comedy trio doing the dishes.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: If Only You Knew...
Author: Lainy
Pairing: we'll see.
Fandom: GNW fanfic
Category: DAAS Challenge
Spoilers: none.
Series: I sure hope not
Status: complete, unfortunately.
Warnings: be prepared to be absolutely grossed out.
Rating: R - for absolute squickiness!
Summary: a challenge, of sorts.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: The Logies
Author: Lainy
Pairing: decide for yourself.
Fandom: GNW fanfic
Category: drama/DAAS challenge
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: WORK IN PROGRESS
Warnings: a bit of violence�sort of.
Rating: M15+
Summary: At first it's just another boring Logies night - but then Julie meets someone in the bathroom that needs her help, and just might change her life forever�
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Paul: Warrior Princess.
Author: Lainy
Pairing: Paul/Tim
Fandom: post-DAAS fanfic
Category: alternate universe/DAAS challenge
Spoilers: none.
Series: nope
Status: complete.
Warnings: M/M slash.
Rating: PG.
Summary: another challenge from the DAAS Fiction board.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Addicted To You
Author: Lainy
Pairing:
Fandom:
Category:
Spoilers:
Series:
Status: Work in progress
Warnings: none as yet.
Rating: G so far
Summary: not one yet!
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Crop Circles
Author: Lainy
Pairing: none
Fandom: Assorted Comedians�in a way�
Category: absolute stupidity. Also alternate universe, humor/parody, action/adventure
Spoilers: only for my lack of sanity - but I think most people know that already
Series: I sure hope not!
Status: complete
Warnings: this story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Rating: G for just general weirdness
Summary: this is a challenge from my "friend" Michelle (who wouldn't make me do this if she was any sort of friend at all!). It must include: crop circles, a flying carrot spaceship, Kachoonga - whatever the hell that is - and a hybrid/alien Rove. Please don't ask how she came up with these items, as I have no idea myself.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Roving With Rove
Author: Lainy
Pairing: Wil/Rove
Fandom: Rove fanfic
Category: action/adventure, angst, romance, drama
Spoilers: none
Series: nope
Status: work in progress
Warnings: none just yet
Rating: G so far
Summary: The Rove crew is heading on a tour around Australia, only Peter Hellier can't make it. Rove asks Wil to join them, but they may be in for a bumpy ride�
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Up Against The Wall
Author: Lainy
Pairing: haven't decided
Fandom: Assorted Comedians
Category: drama, first time, humor/parody, action/adventure
Spoilers: none that I know of
Series: nope
Status: work in progress
Warnings: swearing, adult themes, badly written story, etc
Rating: M
Summary: this is sort of a personal challenge of my own. Someone posted the start of a story a really long time ago, and never finished it. I decided to pick it up, dust it off, and take it into my own hands.
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own personal characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

And to the person who actually wrote the start of this story, I'm really sorry for stealing your idea - I would've asked for your permission, only you posted anonymously, and no one knew or owned up when I asked who actually wrote it. If it bothers you what I've done, could you please let me know?

Title: Wallflower's Challenge
Author: Lainy
Pairing: Paul/Time
Fandom: GNW fanfic
Category: this is your basic PWP (plot-what-plot)
Spoilers: none
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: smut-o-rama! Lol. If M/M slash squicks you (or my writing of it does) then don't read this
Rating: PG... very tame
Summary: As you can see from the title, I took wallflower up on her challenge to use my writing powers for good and not evil *g* This is what resulted�
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Title: Best for Last
Author: Lainy
Pairing: Paul/other
Fandom: GNW/DAAS - which ever tickles your fancy
Category: romance/songfic
Spoilers: not really
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: M/M slash implied. Song lyrics. *g*
Rating: M
Summary: I was listening to this song, and I just got an idea for a story (and no comments on the type of music I listen to, thank you very much!)
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Also the song is sung by Venessa Williams (the version I have is anyway), and written by W. Waldman/J. Lind/P.Galston - at least that's what it says on the CD case. The lyrics aren't mine because there's no way I could possibly write this myself, let alone add a tune to it. Are we all clear? Good, then let's begin�

Title: Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough
Author: Lainy
Pairing: Paul/Tim
Fandom: post DAAS
Category: romance, songfic
Spoilers: not really
Series: nope
Status: complete
Warnings: M/M slash implied. Song lyrics. *g* and sadness!
Rating: M
Summary: songs seem to inspire me. This is just another song I was listening to that I thought would make a good story. I seem to have a lot of these, don't I?
Feedback: always welcome
Dedication: as always, to my pal Meagan, just for being her sweet loveable self, and always giving me her unwavering support. And to my sis, iluv, for not only putting up with my bullshit, but sticking it on my own web page. Thanks doll! *g*
Disclaimer: I've never met these people in my life nor know what they're really like. These are just versions of my own person characterizations of them. I do this for my own twisted pleasure, and I don't get paid to write these stories�although that would be pretty cool. In the extreme unlikely hood that one of the aforementioned people should read these, please don't sue - cos all you'll end up with is a large bill and a headache cos I'm broke.

Also the song is sung by Patty Smith/Don Henley (the version I have is anyway), and written by Patty Smith/Glen Burtnik - that's what the CD cover says anyway. The lyrics aren't mine because there's no way I could possibly write this myself, let alone add a tune to it. Are we all clear? Good, then let's begin�