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South Park
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South Park
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Cartman:
| Authority | Cartman: I am a cop and you will respect my authority. |
| Burritos | Cartman talks...Necesito Burritos |
| Cops | Cartman on "Cops": "...one day at a time..." |
| Sucked Ass | Cartman: Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass. |
| Going home | You nah, me nah. Screw you guys, I'm going home. |
| Wild Wild West | Cartman and Wild Wild West |
| WildWildWest2 | Cartman and Wild Wild West Song |
| Stepout | Cartman the Cop: Step out of the car please sir. |
| Rainbows | Cartman explains why he hates rainbows. Funny! |
| Kylemail | Oh my God (You've got mail) You bastard. |
| Chair | Cartman tries to spell "Chair" in a spelling bee. |
| OK. OK | Mr. Makee ok. ok. ok ok. ok |
| Crap Pants | (I've Crapped my pants) That's amazing. |
| Bitch | Cartman sings about Kyle's mom (Hint: she's a bitch) Funny. |
| Bad Snake | Cartman: (hitting snake) That is a bad snake...ahhh. |
| Bad Kitty | (They're having a cat orgy) Cartman: You're all bad kitties. That is a very bad kitty. |
| Cool | Cartman must be 1st to get Chipokemon so people will think he is cool. (Whining to mother) |
| Clusters | Cartman: Poor People tend to live in clusters... |
| Gay Dog | Cartman: That is the gayest dog I have ever seen |
| Suck Math | (I thought you said we had plenty left Cartman.)- - I forgot to take in account that I suck at math... |
| Calm Down | Cartman: Calm down, calm down, ya sons of bitches. |
| Democrats | Cartman: Democrats piss me off. |
| Cool | Cartman: Man, I'm pretty firgin cool all of a sudden. |
| Revenge | Cartman: Revenge is so very, very sweet.. |
| Beanbag | Cartman: Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the beanbag and see what happens -by crockey. |
| Jaguar | Cartman: Now I'm gonna let this jaguar bite my in the face and see if it hurts.-- Ahhh son of a bitch! You son of a bitch cat. |
| Calm Down | Cartman: Calm down, calm down, ya sons of bitches. |
| Candy | Cartman: (Let me have some candy) Ohh let's see...nope, I don't have any Jewish candy. |
| EricsAss | (It's almost as big as Cartman's ass) No it isn't you guys. |
| Hitstick | (Bad, whack) Cartman, why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick. (Well, look at him, he's all..look at him) |
| Pussy | (Is that all you got pussy?) He called me a pussy. I'm not a pussy, you're a pussy. (You're a pussy, pussy.) Hey! |
| Village | Cartman: You taking us to your pussy house. (No, pussy, I'm taking you to my village) Oh, your pussy village. |
| Gnome | Cartman: Little Pussy gnome, don't call me a pussy, pussy gnome. |
| SuckMyBalls | Cartman: Why don't you suck my balls Mr. Garrison? (What did you say) [Repeats it in megaphone.] |
Others: ALL OUT OF ORDER.
| God | The people of South Park see God... |
| Crap to death | Ground Zero where people have crapped themsevles to death, while others ruined good pants.... |
| French WW2 | There is no sound frequency that makes people crap their pants. -Yes, the French experimented in wwII |
| Drugs Bad | Drug as bad (m'k) You shouldn't do drugs cuz drugs are bad (m'k) If you do them you're bad.... |
| Camel Poo | Officer Brady: Ahh Camel poo. |
| Crackwhore | Kyle: Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of crack whore magazine. Cartman: What did you say? |
| Red Neck | New Yorkers: Let's get away from these rednecks before we get redneck-a-citis...or something. |
| Big Eyes | Americans with those big EYES... |
| Killed Kenny | Oh my God, they killed Kenny.--Who, who killed him?-- ...They did..... |
| Stupid America | Japanese joke about "stupid" Americans. |
| Butthole | Croc Hunter: I've got to be carfeul, so what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam me thumb up it's butthole. |
| Butthole2 | CH: If I get bite out here I'm 200 km from the nearest hospital. I better be carful jamming my thumb in its butthole. |
| Rattlesnake | CH: This is the most posionous snake in this entire region. Now, what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole. |
| Thumb | CH: Oh he's pissed off now. I'm gonna jam my thumb up its butthole. This should really pisss him off. Oh yeah, he's really pissed off now. |
| Buttsex | Mr. Garrision. Vaginas. Penises. Butt Sex. |
| Timmy Note | Mr. Garrison reads Timmy's note excusing him from homework because he has Attention Deficit Disorder. (Timmy!) |
| ADD | Counselor: I think Timmy may be suffering from ADD. (Timmy!) |
| Timmy Retarded | Stan: Mr. Garrison, Timmy is retarded. Garrison: Don't call people names. (Timmy!) Are you mocking me Timmy? If so, I have no problem sending you to the principal's office. |
| TimmyLa | Timmy: Timmy! (jargon) |
| TimmySh | Timmy: Timmy! (Shhh) Timmy. |
| Dick | (Terrence and Phillip) You are suck a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick... |
| Pigf*er | T&.P: You're such a pig fucker... |
| Shitfaced | T&P: You shit faced cockmaster |
| Boner | T&P: (I hope you learned something today). I learned that you are a boner bitter dick butt fuck face. |
| Windows | Fucking Windows 98. |
| BillGates | BG: (You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient...) It is faster with...(gun shot). |
| Phase2 | Gnome: Phase 1:Steal Underpants. Phase 2: (blank). Phase 3: Profit. Cartman: Ohh, I see. (No you don't fatass). |
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