FUNNY WAVS
E-Mail Sounds
If you are seeking email wavs you can download a zipped file of all the email sounds here.
| Mail0 | Have you checked your email this morning? |
| Mail1 | Man: Read the mail, read the mail, read the mail. |
| Mail2 | Enthusiastic woman: You have mail! |
| Mail3 | Noise, Woman: You have new mail waiting. |
| Mail4 | Rosie: What'da know, mail. |
| Mail5 | Letterman: Congratulations, you've got mail |
| Mail6 | Bugs Bunny: What's this? A letter, for me. |
| Mail7 | Homer: The mail, the mail is here... |
| Mail8 | There's a letter in your mailbox |
| Mail9 | Good morning, you have new mail waiting. |
| Mail10 | An urgent message from his Imperial Majesty. |
| Mail11 | Austin Powers: You've got mail baby, yeah.. |
| Mail 12 | You're new mail is in. (background sound: x-files) |
| Mail 13 | You've got some mail (Song by a quartet?) |
| Mail 14 | Trumpets blowing. You've got mail. |
| Mail 15 | Guy: You got a message. |
| Mail 16 | You've got mail, isn't that something, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. |
| Mail 17 | Voice: Mailbox |
| Mail 18 | Hello, we're sorry the -mailbox- is not available at this time. Please try your -mailbox- later. |
| Mail 19 | You have mail, master. |
| Mail 20 | There are no more messages in this mailbox. |
| Mail 21 | Jim Carey: It's Party time. P-A-R-T-Why? Because (AOL) You've got mail. |
| Mail 22 | Newman: When you control the mail, you control...information. |
| Mail 23 | (Whoop, whoop, whoop) Mail's in. |
| Mail 25 | Tom Hanks: You've got mail. |
| Mail 26 | You've got mail. It's not spam. (Note: More likely than not, you probably will get spam) |
| Mail 27 | Mailman, got your mail here. |
If you are seeking e-mail wavs you can download a zipped file of all the email sounds here.
Windows Start and Shutdown Sounds
| 3CPO | 3CPO: All systems have been alerted to your presence sir. (Great Start-up) |
| 3CPO | 3CPO: "Sir, if you''ll not be needing me I'll close down for awhile" (Great Shut down) |
| Shutdown | Initiating shutdown sequence |
| Turn me On | Burns: Hello Smithers- you're- quite- good - at- turning- me -on. |
| Boom | Startup Sound blows up. |
| 10sec | Final warning, primary power offline in 10 seconds |
| Bueller | Ferris Bueller: You're still here? Its' over go home. Go. |
| Anykey | Homer: To start press anykey. Where's the anykey? |
| Goodnight | Letterman: We are desperately short on time good night everybody! |
| Starting | Homer: No time for that now, the computer's starting. |
| Mech Shut | Shut down sequence initiated...shutting down. |
| Start-up | Initiating startup sequence. |
| Outta here | Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I'm outtaa here |
| Goodbye | Goodbye. |
| Dumbshit | Guy: Look at the screen dumbshit, I'm trying to get your attention. |
| Win98 | Woman: Welcome to Windows 98. |
| Elvis | Elvis has left the desktop |
| Destruct5 | This disk will destruct in 5 seconds. (5-4-3-2-1) Boom. |
| Password | That was an invalid password. Please try again. |
| countdown | 5-4-3-2-1 |
| Internet | Jerry Seinfeld: I got to get on that Internet. I'm late on everything. |
| System | All Systems Go! |
| Flander | Hi-dy-ho a-roony nieghbor, What can I do you for? |
| Tree | Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here. |
| Enter | Program complete. Enter when ready. |
| Denied | Wanye('s Worlds): Denied |
| THX | Start-up sound from movies. |
| Intel | Sound from Intel commercials. |
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Simpsons | South Park | Family Guy | Austin Powers | E-Mail/Computer |
Farley/SNL | Links |
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