Chris Farley and Saturday Night Live
Chris Farley
| Van River | And I live in a van down by the river. |
| What? | What'd you do? |
| Farley | Well la de frigin dah! |
| Weight | I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem... |
| JackSquat | You're not going to amount to jack squat! |
| Butcher ass | You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? |
| Guarantee | If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I will. I got spare time. |
| Whoop | Well Whoop de frigin do! |
| Yapper | Dad, I wish you could just shut your big YAPPER! |
| Hold Up | Sweet Mother of God, What is the hold up? |
| HouseKeeping | Tommy Boy with Farley and Spade. |
| Farley Idiot | Geez, I'm an idiot! |
| Cakehole | Mom, I wish you could be Santa's little helper and shut your damn cake hole. |
Saturday Night Live
| CRAP | Mike Myers: "If its no Scottish, its CRAP!" |
| 3 Sizes | Mike Myers: We have 3 sizes: wee, not so wee, and Frickin' huge! |
| Ross Perot | Dana Carvey as Ross Perot "Can I finish" |
| Satan | Churchlady "Could it be...Satan??!! |
| Special | Churchlady "Well, isn't that special?" |
| Buh Bye | David Spade: Buh Bye |
| Crazy | Adam Sandler: I'm crazy backwards guy. I'm not facing you. I'm facing the other way. Isn't that crazy? |
| Pump | SNL Hanz and Franz, Pump you up |
| Correct | Ed (Phil Hartman): You are correct Sir |
| Get Lost | Phil Hartman: I never liked you, get lost. |
| Copies | Copy Guy: Making copies... |
| OJ Kills | Dennis Miller: Guns don't kill people, OJ kills people. Dennis Miller Show |
| Poop | Adam Sandler "He called the shit poop" from Billy Madison |
| Today Jr | Sandler: "T..t...ttt...today junior" from Billy Madison |
| Small | The Ladies Man: Yeah that is small, I was not expecting you to say anything under 10 or 11 inches. |
| GoodNuff | Stuaret Smalley: Because I'm good enough and smart enoug and dogarnit people like me. |
News: Re-runs of Saturday Night Live will no longer be on Comedy Central this summer, but rather on E! Entertainment.
Coming this Summer: Kids in the Hall
| Chickenlady | The chicken lady played by Mark McKinney |
| Dave Song | These are the Daves I know sung by Bruce McColloch. |
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