Austin Powers
International
Man of Mystery, The Spy who Shagged Me
Dr. Evil:
| Semi Evil | Dr. Evil: You're semi evil, you're the margin of evil, you're the diet coke of evil- just one calorie not evil enough |
| Hungry | DE: Mini Me are you hungry? Hot Pocket? Ego? No, we don't gnaw on our kitty... |
| Mofo | DE: I'm one crazy mo fo. I had to pop a cop cuz he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown. |
| Right | Dr. Evil: Riiiight. |
| Shot me | DE: You shot me you a-hole |
| Father | DE(as Vader) I am your father. AP: Really? DE: No not really, I can't back that up. |
| Jerry | Dr Evil on Jerry Springer..... |
| Laugh | Dr. Evil: Mua ha ha ha ha Mua ha ha |
| Cry | Dr. Evil: You wanna be Daddy, Number 2? You gonna cry.... |
| DC | Dr. Evil: Mr. President, in 12 hours I will destroy Washington DC with this giant laser. |
| Cry | Dr. Evil: You wanna be Daddy, Number 2? You gonna cry.... |
| Bigglesworth | DE "Come Mr. Bigglesworth...Meow" |
| Dr. Please | Dr. Evil: I didn't spend 6 years in Evil Medical School to be called Mister. |
| Shh | Dr. Evil: Shhhhh.....shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, etc...A whole bag of shh... |
| Meow Mix | Dr. Evil "I like chicken, I like Liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver." |
| Need info | Dr Evil: "Throw me a frigin bone here. I'm the boss, need the info" |
| Sharks | DE: "Sharks with frigin laser beams..." |
| Angry | Dr Evil Gets angry, people Die!! |
| Shh.com | Dr. Evil: www.shh.com.org |
| Special Boy | Dr. Evil: You take special care of him...he's my special boy |
| ZIP IT | Dr Evil: Zip it, ex zip it a, zippy longstockings, zip it, zip it good, subtitle: zip it, zuckle on my zipple, zip it... |
| Idiots | Dr Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frigin idiots? |
| Trillions | Dr. Evil: Why make trillions when we could make....billions? |
| Breathtaking | DE: It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. |
| DC | Dr. Evil: Mr. President, in 12 hours I will destroy Washington DC with this giant laser. |
| Kitty | Dr. Evil: We don't gnaw on our kitty. |
| Share | DE: I'm the head of an evil organization. I don't share, ok? You frickin idiot. |
| Breakfast | DE: If that happens once more I'm gonna have your balls for breakfast. |
| Evil vet | Scott and Dr. Evil talk about Scott's (evil) future. "...An evil vet..." |
| Kill AP | Scott: You have a time machine, why don't you kill AP when he's on the crapper? DE: How bout no Scott. |
Austin Powers:
| Bagbaby | AP: "This sort thing ain't my bag baby" |
| Behave | AP: "Oh behave." |
| Ugly Stick | Austin: If that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick |
| Bicycle | AP: She's the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride |
Fat Bastard:
| Baby | Fat Bastard: I ate the baby. Baby, the other other white meat. Baby, it's whats for dinner |
| Ribs | Fat Bastard: I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs...Chile's baby back ribs |
| Corn Crap | Fat Bastard: He's tiny. I've got bigger chunks of corn in my crap. |
| Donkey | Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey |
| Sexy | Fat Bastard: I'm Dead Sexy |
| Happy | Fat Bastard: I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in 2 years which is long enough to declare it legally dead. |
Austin Powers 3 coming out this summer 2002!
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