Featuring Misc Wavs Plus: 3rd Rock from the Sun, Movies, Talk Soup, Sienfeld, ALF, and Cartoons.
MISC
| Poop on | The dog from Conan O Brian: "For Me To Poop On!! |
| Poop on 2 | (John Tesh) "I listened to it last night. I haven't had so much fun since the doctor chopped my nads off.'' |
| Tom Arnold | Dog: Tom Arnold has a show on the WB. I've got worms in my stool that have a show on the WB. |
| Audience | Music during "Ask the Audience" in Who Wants to be a Millionare |
| Fat Albert | Fat Albert: Hey Hey Hey! |
| Al Gore | Kids screaming: "Al Gore is an ugly idiot." |
| Rumble | Let's Get ready to Rumble... |
| Fart | Monty Python:"I fart in your general direction" |
| NBC | NBC's chimes |
| 20th | 20th Century Drum roll |
| Delta | A hilarious Delta commercial. Viewer discretion advised. |
| Destruct | This disk will self destruct in 5 seconds. |
| Crash | Voice: Your computer is about to crash.. |
| 911 | The number you have reached: 9-1-1 has been changed... to a non-published number. |
| Bill Clinton | Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky....... |
| Deleted | Files Deleted! |
| Music | Cool Sounding Music. Recommended. |
| StoneCold | Stonecold, WWF: And that's the bottom line, cuz Stonecold said so! |
| Mankind | Mankind, WWF: If you smell what the sock(la la la) is cooking. |
| Die Bond | Do you expect me to talk. - No, Mr. Bond I expect you to Die |
| Nyuk | 3 Stooges: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk |
| Think | Curly Stooge: I'm trying to think, but nothing happens. |
| Mr.Ed | Hello. I'm Mr. Ed. |
| Canada | Drew Carey (Whose Line is it Anyway?) And the loser has to go back to Canada where he belongs. |
| Countdown | 5-4-3-2-1 |
| No Tim | Al (Home Improvement) I don't think so Tim. |
| Hi ho | Wilson (Home Improvement) Hi Ho neighbor |
| You doing | Joey, (Friends): Hey how you doin'? |
| Touch | Chandler, Friends: Don't touch the computer, don't ever touch the computer. |
| Sportscenter | Theme music from ESPN's Sportscenter |
| Holy Cow | Harry Carey: Holy Cow! |
| F*ck | The history of the F- word and its many uses. |
| Wassup | The Wassup Guy: Wassup. |
| Bleed | Monthy Python: What are you gonna do, Bleed on me? |
3rd Rock from the Sun
| Ride | Dick: My body is just a vehicle that carries my brain around...and it deserves a smooth ride. |
| Screwed | Dick: I am so screwed |
| Crappy | Harry: Well that looks pretty crappy. |
| D.Suess | Dick: Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse, I can not touch you here or there, I can not touch you anywhere. |
| Assgrass | Dick: Don't try to kiss up, your ass is grass. |
| Gorgeous | Dick: You're gorgeous! |
| Quilted | Dick: The bathroom has been stocked with 2 kinds of toliet paper and only I get the quilted kind. |
| Lie | Dick: That is such a lie! |
Movies
| 3CPO | 3CPO: All systems have been alerted to your presence sir. |
| 3CPO close | 3CPO: Sir, if you'll not be needing me I'll close down for awhile. |
| Yoda | Yoda: When 900 yrs old you reach look as good you will not. |
| Cable Guy | Jim Carey: (knock knock knock) Cable Guy! |
| Look Good | Will Smith, MIB: I make this look good. |
| Smith | Will Smith, Independence Day: I have got to get me one of these |
| Ferris Bueller | The theme song from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Oh yeah. |
| Ferris | FB: Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond |
| Go Home | Ferris: You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go! |
| French A-hole | Cameron: (Ferris Bueller)- Pardon my French, but you're an asshole |
| Right2 | From Groundhog Day: Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right. Right, right. |
| Fag | Analyze This.Robert DeNiro: You turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill ya. I go fag, you die. |
| Gift | DeNiro: You got a gift. (No, I don't) Yes you do. (Nah) YES, you do! |
| HearNo | Billy Crystal You don't hear no very often do you? (I hear it all the time, but it's more like "No, no please no." |
| Chocolates | Forest Gump: My momma always said life was like a boz of chocolates; you never know what ya gonna get. |
| Run | Jenny: Run Forrest Run! |
| Doubtfire | Mrs. Doubtfire: Heelllllo! |
| Toy | Woody (Toy Story): You are a toy! |
Talk Soup: John Henson
| Ass | John Henson: "Two Thumbs up...your ass" |
| Dawson | John Henson: Wasn't like that when I was a boy...but then again I didn't grow up in Dawson's Creek. |
| Will too Jiggy | John Henson: "Looks like Will got a bit too Jiggy wit it" |
| Get a Job | John Henson: Sarcastic laugh, "Get a job" |
Seinfeld
| Giddyup | Kramer: "Giddyup!" |
| Junior Mint | Kramer explains the Junior Mint: "It's chocolate, it' mint, It's delicious" |
| Society | Kramer: "You contribute nothing to society" |
| Kooky | Kramer: "That's kooky talk." |
| Blew It | Kramer: "You blew it boy, you really blew it." |
| GoodMorn | Kramer: Good Morning! |
| Out | Kramer: Stop it man, you're freaking me out. |
| Yeah | Kramer: Oh, Yeah! |
| Costanza | George: Thank you and Goodnight. |
| Freaking | George: It's really freaking me out man. |
| JerkStore | George: Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you. |
| No Soup | Soup Nazi: "No Soup for you!" |
| Get Soup2 | Nazi: You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everyone's time. |
| Newman Mail | Newman: When you control the mail, you control...information. |
| Internet | Jerry Seinfeld: I got to get on that Internet. I'm late on everything. |
ALF
| ALF 1 | ALF: Why must you needlessly complicate everything? |
| ALF 2 | ALF: No, wrong |
| ALF 3 | ALF: here kitty kitty kitty! |
| ALF 4 | ALF: Yeah, that's the spirit. |
| ALF 5 | ALF: You're acting like this is all my fault. |
| ALF 6 | ALF: We should do something more stimulating! |
| ALF 7 | ALF: Let's crack open a can of beans. |
Cartoons
| Despicable | Daffy Duck: You're despicable |
| Foghorn | Foghorn: Go, I say go, away boy you bother me. |
| Drat | Martian: Oh drat these computers! They're so naughty and complex. I could pinch them. |
| Woody | Woody Woodpecker laugh Ha ha ha ha- ha ha ha ha- haa haa haa haa haaa |
| Yabadadoo | Fred Flintstone's famous phrase. |
| Scooby | Scooby Doo: Hello, hee hee hee |
| Shut up | Jay Sherman, The Critic: Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!! |
| Critic 2 | Jay Sherman, The Critic: I am not gay!! |
| CriticFox | Jay: You're watching FOX. Shame on you |
| Porky SOB | Porky- Son of a Bi-, son of bi-- bi...son of a gun. You don't I was going to say son of a bitch didn't ya? |
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