Family Guy
Stewie:
| Count | Stewie: Can I count to 3? For god's sakes I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level. | |
| Life like | Stewie: Life is like...howeve you like is like a box of active hand grenades! | |
| Who Hell | Stewie: Who the Hell do you think you are? | |
| BurnHell | Stewie: Why don't you play in the other room. Why don't you burn in Hell? | |
| Pickles | Stewie: I require an window seat and a happy meal...and No Pickles!...God help you if I find pickles! | |
| FG Damn | Stewie: Victory is mine! ....Ahhh. Damn you all. | |
| Soiled | Stewie: Now I've gone and soiled myself. Are you happy now? | |
| Mexicans | Stewie: That's funny Mother, just this morning you said they were lazy like the dirty Mexicans. | |
| Feces | Stewie: I say, I am to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? | |
| Hitting | Of course you didn't you worthless little... (whack). There see what you made me do. Do you think I enjoy hitting you? Well, actually I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again. | |
| Sprinkles | (You want some ice cream?) Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you. | |
| Wheels | Stewie: Play 'Wheels on the Bus' on get the hell out of my sight. | |
| Be Bad | Stewie: Time to be bad | |
| Brocolli | Stewie: Damn the brocolli, damn you and damn the Wright brothers | |
| Mocking | The brocolli is mocking Stewie | |
| Sesame | Stewie takes care of the Sesame Street gang. | |
| Stewie bath | Stewie gets a bath... "...Take pictures so I'll have something to bring to court you wretched filthy pervert." | |
| Deathdinner | Stewie " praddling on like a school girl" when he invites Death to dinner. | |
| Deathfan | Stewie to Death: Hello, I'm Stewie, big fan | |
| Death mail | Stewie exchanges email with Death: "[email protected]" | |
| Wire | (A Drug Transaction bothers Stewie) He's wearing a wire. (Needless to say, someone gets shot) | |
| BeBad | Stewie: Time to be bad. | |
| Forecast | Stewie: Forecast for tomorrow: a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom. |
Misc:
| Get Rich | Peter: Hey it' the wacky next door neighbor. What's he up to? (I'm going to work) Ha, him and his crazy get rich quick schemes. |
| Canada | Peter: Which is more than we ever got from those free loading Canadians..............Canada Sucks. |
| Martini | Dog: Hey Barkeep- whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? |
| Pillsbury | Doughboy: (Hee Hee) Nothing says I love you like something from the- hey the hell are you doing you crazy bitch. |
| Wonka | Wonka: I'll ask you one more time are you sure you didn't eat anything in my factory? Peter: Are you calling me a liar? Shut up Wonka. |
| Bellhops | Peter: Do you guys have any bellhops that are rats like the Muppets? |
| Disney | Walt Disney forcing Minnie Mouse to strip. |
| Boobjoke | Peter: Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you're talking to them. |
| BertErnie | Family Guy Spoof on Bert and Ernie.(308KB) Ernie: I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert. Bernie:Well, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies on the damn bed. Ernie: You shouting again Bert. |
| Welfare | Peter: We're officially on welfare. Come on kids help me scatter car parts on the front lawn. |
| BeamGod | William Shatner hit by a car: Beam me up God. |
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