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Today's Quote:
"LEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNNKINS!"
-Leeroy Jenkins |
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The Stuff & Things:
Friends:
Burger King:
Alexis Wren:
Christina Wren:
Television and Films:
Bill And Ted:
Alien Nation:
Today's Special:
Hey Dude:
You Can't Do That On Television:
Popeye:
Darkman:
Ozzfest '99:
Other:
Graduation Party
Dinosaurs!
Eastern Washington University
The Suicide Of R. Budd Dwyer:
Toy Pirates:
Wisdom Teeth:
7-Eleven:
Lake Stinkfish: |
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Last Updated: November 20: Mini update. April 4th: Updated with explanation of prank. April 1st: Updated with April Fools prank. March 28, 2005: Main page updated. January 31, 2005, main page updated. Dec. 29, 2004, main page updated. December 12, 2004: First post-Seattle move update! July 2, 2004: Main page re-designed yet again, and updated. May 10th: Main page, and Shire crew page updated! March 31st: Main page updated. February 23rd: Main page updated. February 7th: Main page updated. January 6th: Main page finally updated! Alexis Wren page added. |
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The best, most well-maintained webpage EVER! |
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No updates since April 2005. Oops. This site was pretty much a MySpace page before such a thing existed. Now that we live in the MySpace era (THE FUTURE!) I'm not really sure what to do with this thing. I'll eventually think of a reason for it to exist, aside from being a monument to what I thought was funny in 1998. Until then, I'm updating much more frequently at www.myspace.com/jeff_miller. |
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April Fools! |
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I helped Shaun pull a little April Fools prank with the website. If you missed it, click HERE. |
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Quick Links
Friends' Pages
-Ye Ol' Shadowhawk's Page
-Mark's Page Of What's Cool & What Sucks
Movies
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Music
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Humor
Blackout's Box
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Something Awful
eBaum's World
Brandon Bird
The Star Wars Kid |
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A brand-new Photoshop adventure! |
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A big PhotoshopOff broke out at work today, and here's the results. |
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Click HERE for ADVENTURE! |
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WAR!
Er, I mean
MOLD! |
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Crapmobile stricken by overwhelming mold assault! |
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I went out to the ol' Crapmobile yesterday, to hit the stores with Mista Big, climbed in, looked down, and the entire center console was covered in MOLD. I mean covered. Upon further inspection it was on the doors, rugs, floor, and windows. My car's been damp lately, so I think I have a leak somewhere (which is perfect in the super-rainy city). Most of the car was okay, but the center console was disgusting. |
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I've been trying to put my finger on why it freaked me out so bad, and I think it's because of that stupid movie Dreamcatcher. There were these huge spores all along under the E-brake, and I keep imagining it overtaking the entire car, despite tha fact that I scrubbed it out with disinfectant and a hint of bleach. |
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How the hell do I keep it from coming back? Everyone I talk to says "Oh, there's these packet things you can get that absorb moisture! You can get them anywhere, and they totally work!" So, I took them up on their advice and went "everywhere". I think this is one of those urban legends along the same lines as "My stepbrother has this video game systems that can play all the games, Super Nintendo, Genesis, Lynx..."
I think my faithful old Crapmobile is due for a tactical nuclear strike from Morgan Freeman. I'm still gonna keep my fingers crossed for a magic retarded cancer alien, though. |
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"I Dudditz! Your car smell like POO!" |
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Hot fresh raps HERE! |
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