Things That Are Cooler Than Having Your Wisdom Teeth Out
-Major League III
-Eli Whitney
Those lizards with the collars that run on two legs
-The 2 disc box set of War's Greatest Hits
-Red Skelton
-Vision from The Avengers
-Dave Barry
-My Ford
-Urkel O's Cereal
-Dustin Diamond
-Dollywood
-Robert Beltran
-Singing Bass Toys
-Lou Diamond Phillips
-Asimo, the robot that Honda Built
-10-10-220 ads
-That feeling when your burp and taste stomach acid
-Ralph Bakshi's "Fritz The Cat"
-France
-Corey Feldman (Corey Haim is borderline)
-Dorito's Cool Ranch chips
-Branson, North Dakota
-that time when I stepped on a fishhook
-Jazz
-Albinos
-Wilford Brimley (And Diabetes)
-O-Town
-Roger from work