Things also happen to DBZ fans while they are walking around and doing stuff in the dimension of real people. And here are their stories. If you have anything to share, don't hesitate to do so. Those will be greatly appreciated! And if you ever dreamt of DBZ, and if you're confident enough to share to the world your dreams, then you can do so here! All you have to do is send [me] an email narrating your dream, then I'll put it up here! So start remembering those dreams and true stories!

001 - dream | When Paper Dogs Go Mad by Darth Baka

Trunks, CEO of Capsule Corporation, is in his office attending to some matters. The next scene is of a long table somewhere in the building where his maids are eating... eating cows' EYES.

Anyway, there's one maid who stands out from the rest, although why, I do not know. All of a sudden, Trunks jumps down from the rooftop, and walks towards this platform. And right before his eyes, a sword magically appears on the platform, and he takes it.

On the other hand, his maids are scavenging for swords in the junkyard. The strange thing is, they're acting like Charlie's Angels, although there are a lot of them. So the maids start lifting up the garbage in search for swords, but they seem to have difficulty lifting the garbage -- even the tiny coin-sized PAPER DOGS --- so they ask their master for help. And the paper dogs don't even look like dogs. ^^;

001 - story | Answer the Phone, Kakkarot! by Aya-chan, Saiyajin no Ouji

It was a Sunday night, and it was our routine with Kaz to have a little chatter, after all, I moved to another school. So I went to the phone to call her, punched her phone number and waited. Then a voice greeted me. Now, I was so used to the fact that Kaz (or Kakkarot, as I call her) answers the phone, so I immediately said, "Kakkarot! It's me!" in such an exaggerated fashion and I started blabbing. I didn't know that it was her mother --- until it was too late.

I learned my lesson, so everytime I call Kaz up, I always look for her, even if she is the one who answers the phone. ^_^;

002 - story | Feminine + Masculine = Femiculine by Kaz

In Filipino class, we were discussing about noun genders, a lesson we had since 1st grade. We talked about pambabae (feminine), panlalaki (masculine), di-tiyak (common) and walang kasarian (neuter). A short while later, however, our teacher told us that the new term for di-tiyak, found in our book, is pambalaki.

The class burst into laughter, for it was such a crazy name... pambabae + panlalaki = pambalaki. However, I had a different thought in mind when I heard it. I whirled around and faced my seatmate, who also knew about DBZ, and said, "Did you hear that?! FUSION!"

003 - story | Do Physics and DBZ Mix? by Kaz

It was our first meeting in Physics class for the schoolyear, and we were discussing about the stuff Physics lets people do, as well as scientists like Einstein, Newton, Faraday and Galileo. During our group work, however, I got extremely bored, so out of the blue I faced my teacher and said, "You know what? If I would be able to build something, i wanna build a time machine."

Not understanding what I was actually talking about, our teacher plainly said, "That's nice." However, those who actually watched DBZ were trying to hold back their laughter for what I just said. ^___^;

004 - story | Science, Not Saiyans by Kaz

For some reason, our dubbed version DBZ has saiyans pronounced as science, as in the subject in school. And that had been the cause of my jokes with Aya-chan. Everytime we were asked about our school (before she transfered) we would reply with, "Oh, we're from Marie Ernestine Saiyans High School," and burst into laughter without people knowing what we were laughing about.

Then it happened again. It was, once again, Physics class, and our teacher was discussing about Physics as a whole. He said as we took down notes that Physics is a fundamental science, and blah blahs. However, I stopped at the word science, made an arrow and wrote BWAHAHAHA on the top of my notebook.

So much for saiyans.

005 - story | Kakkarot and Radditz --- Now I Know! by Kaz

It was a Sunday, and I was making a visor for the Nutrition Month parade we were going to have the next day in school --- which sucks, but I couldn't do anything about it. I drew apples and oranges and grapes and strawberries, but I stopped to let my brother draw a couple of senzu beans for me. After drawing a few, he asked me what he had to draw next. So I suggested, "How about a radish?"

He replied, "It's that vegetable that looks like a carrot, right? But it's just white?"

Then something struck me. A short while after that comment of his, I exclaimed, "Now I know why Goku and Radditz are brothers!"

006 - story | Budget and Appetite by Kaz

It was another day in Economics class, with our teacher who we tease to be Darth Vader's son. ^__^; Anyway, we were given a situation. A mother has 24 pesos and she has to buy bread and butter. Bread costs P2, butter costs P3. Then we were asked how much should the mother buy for each.

Hands flew up and answers surfaced, until we reached the topic on how the people involved will affect the food to be bought. One of my classmates said, "Teacher, it'll also depend on the person's age. A younger or smaller person eats less than an older or bigger person. So if there are more kids in the family, the mother could buy less than usual."

The teacher nodded in agreement, but I had a different thought it mind once more. I turned to my seatmate, the same guy in the fusion incident, and commented, "If a younger or smaller person eat less than an older or bigger person, then why do Goten and Goku have the same appetite rate?"