| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| During An Exam |
| 1) Bring a black marker. REturn the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 2) Bring cheerleaders. 3) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things. 4) Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 5) Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another eat, and continue the exam. 6) Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. 7) As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 8) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he/she's not looking. Blame it ont he person nearest you. 9) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. turn it in a few minutes early. 10) Do the entire exam ina nother language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 11) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towl on your head, and nothing else. |
| 12) Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell "Merry christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes. 13) Do the exam with crayons, paint, or flourescent markers. 14) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh a relief. Go to the instructor, say "They're found me, I hate to leave the country" and run off. 15) Bring pets. 16) On the answer sheet (book, etc.) find a new, interestin way to refure to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religous belliefs. Be creative 17) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 18) Bring a GAme Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 19) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructo, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 20) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim the at the instructors left nostril. 21) Of it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral system. 22) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. |