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RADIO INTERVIEW
Monday December 9, Y2K + 2
Kieran Wicks opens his 2NUR radio show "Wet Cement" with  Date From Uranus
Monday December 2, Y2K + 2
LIVE-TO-AIR TELEPHONE INTERVIEW ON 2NUR
2NUR DOUBLE PLAY
DATE FROM URANUS PREMIERE


Following the delivery of a copy of
Date From Uranus to the 2NUR studios by DOCTOR APOLLO himself, Kieran Wicks requests telephone communication with the Sanatorians on his 2NUR show "Wet Cement".  He then plays Date From Uranus - the very first radio transmission of the new Sanatorian tune on planet Earth.

PROFESSOR OMEGA responds immediately the Asylum HOTLINE vibrates and successfully contacts Kieran.   Date From Uranus fades and the interview starts, while DOCTOR APOLLO demonstrates Sanatorian experimental techniques in the background.  Following the interview, Kieran plays Bowling Club Sluts.
Sunday December 22, Y2K + 2
Thursday December 12, Y2K + 2
A long recording session at SOUND IDEAS sees the completion (first mixdown) of If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco and the commencement of the third song selected for the new EP, The Metro Gnome.

The core of The Metro Gnome is achieved, with rhythm guitar, guide vocals, bass and drums successfully laid down.  MATRON X is very pleased.  An interesting vocal effect is selected for DOCTOR APOLLO's voice ...
Wednesday December 18, Y2K + 2
Following a request from the faithful Wanda, Kieran Wicks plays Bowling Club Sluts on 2NUR's "Rhythm and Knowledge"
Streamer The Beagle plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on 2RRR's "Streamer Never Sleeps".  This is no ordinary airplay however as WARD "C" are particularly honoured to be selected for one of Streamer's (in)famous sing-alongs ...
MORE RESEARCH RESULTS REVEALED !!!

If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco,
the second track from WARD "C"s as yet untitled forthcumming EP, is now available for auditory processing on our  SONGS PAGE ...

Check it out !!!
The Metro Gnome RECORDING
Friday December 27, Y2K + 2
DUSTY RADIO chart action !

As the year draws to an end, The Crystal Mat remains in The Dusty Radio indie TOP 10 for the fourth consecutive month, although now at number 10.  Awesome work from the underground folks @ Coober Pedy, and BOB PRYCE , presenter of  "A Blob For Lunch", in particular.
Sunday December 29, Y2K + 2
WARD "C" FESTY NEWSLETTER

MATRON X dispatches  WARD "C" NEWSLETTER #3 to those discerning consumers who have subscribed to our mailing list.  A most important document, this issue chronicles the adventures of your favourite Sanatorians for the year Y2K + 2 and contains the highly coveted and much anticipated SANATORIAN AWARDS for Y2K + 2.

Contents:
The year Y2K + 2 in retro
Y2K + 2 airplay
Y2K + 2 interviews
Y2K + 2 Sanatorian awards
What's in store?

If you haven't yet joined
MATRON X's mailing list it is very easy to do so - just head off to the foyer and enter your email address in the appropriate slot.  You will avoid CERTAIN future disappointment AND the wrath of The Sluts ...
Tuesday December 31, Y2K + 2
Y2K + 2 Sanatorian Awards

THE GOLDEN FLYSWAT OF TEMPTATION
Awarded for outstanding service to Sanatorian purpose.

Y2K + 2 recipient:
KIERAN WICKS, 2NUR.

Kieran played
WARD "C" nearly every Monday night form July - December and interviewed us on-air early in December.

HIGH DICKSTINCTIONs ... Y2K + 2 recipients:

BOB PRYCE, Station Manager - Dusty Radio

Bob replied enthusiastically when he received our
unsubtle innuendo press kit  in August and immediately listed The Crystal Mat in the Dusty Radio indie TOP 10, where it has been ever since.

John Robinson, BEAU FM
John was the first DJ to list us on the AMRAP website.  You can find
This Song Has Only Got One Note under his September listing.

Streamer the Beagle, 2RRR

Streamer's enthusiasm for Sanatorian sonics was exhibited in a
WARD "C" double play to open her show in October.  She has subsequently honoured WARD "C" by featuring This Song Has Only Got One Note in her famous "Sing Along With Streamer" segment.

DICKSTINCTION ...  DENISE GUEST, Executive Officer- 5PBA
Denise placed
unsubtle innuendo on high rotation
Y2K + 2
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