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| Sunday February 9, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R6. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Wednesday February 5, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R5. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Thursday February 6, Y2K + 3 |
| LATEST RESEARCH RESULTS REVEALED !!! The Metro Gnome, third track from WARD "C"s as yet untitled forthcumming EP, is now available for auditory processing on our SONGS PAGE ... Check it out !!! |
| Saturday February 8, Y2K + 3 |
| DUSTY RADIO chart action ! As the year proceeds merrily and relentlessly, The Crystal Mat remains in The Dusty Radio indie TOP 10 at number 10, an amazing 6 month run. Awesome work from BOB PRYCE , presenter of "A Blob For Lunch". BOB has now opted to take a break from community radio work to concentrate on his role as educator ... GOOD LUCK BOB ! |
| Kev Coort plays a selection of tracks from unsubtle innuendo on his 3MCR FM program "Into The Void" which transmits from Mansfield in east central Victoria from 9:00 - 12:00 pm. |
| Monday February 3, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" visit 2NUR ! |
| Saturday February 1, Y2K + 3 |
| PULSE FM LIVE-TO-AIR INTERVIEW 00:40 hrs DOCTOR APOLLO, MATRON X & NURSE NASTY contact Cathie & Bella, hosts of "Boulevard" on Geelong's PULSE FM as arranged. The interview is abruptly terminated mid-stream, explained by MATRON X upon reconnection as "Interference by The Sluts". In an enlightening 25 minute session, The Sanatorians are quizzed about their home planet, adjusting to life on Planet Earth and many other intriguing issues. WARD "C" pledge to dispatch more Sanatorian sonics for the auditory pleasure of "Boulevard" listeners. |
| Kieran Wicks plays Bowling Club Sluts on 2NUR FM's "Wet Cement" while he waits for The Sanatorians. After much preparation by PROFESSOR OMEGA and diligent handling of the wayward Sluts DOCTOR APOLLO, MATRON X, NURSE NASTY and PSYCKO SURGEON arrive at 2NUR, 30 minutes later than anticipated. Kieran is presented with the Y2K + 2 Golden Flyswat of Temptation and a preliminary version of the new EP, |
| PULSE FM LIVE-TO-AIR INTERVIEW with CATHIE & BELLA |
| 2NUR STUDIO INTERVIEW with KIERAN WICKS |
| Monday February 10, Y2K + 3 |
| Kieran Wicks plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco on his 2NUR FM program "Wet Cement". |
| Tuesday February 11, Y2K + 3 |
| Kate & Julianne play This Song Has Only Got One Note on their 6YCR FM Avon Valley Community Radio program "Terra Australis", transmitting from York, about 75 km east of Perth. |
| Thursday Febuary 13, Y2K + 3 |
| THE FIREMAN and DOCTOR APOLLO design a controversial notifier for the upcoming trilogy of WARD "C" appearances ... |
| Wednesday February 12, Y2K + 3 |
| 2RRR DOUBLE PLAY !! Streamer the Beagle plays The Metro Gnome and If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco on her 2RRR FM program "Streamer Never Sleeps". |
| Experiment 2K3R7. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Saturday February 15, Y2K + 3 |
| PULSE FM MULTIPLE PLAY !! |
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| Cathie & Bella, co-hosts of "Boulevard" which airs on Geelong's PULSE FM play several WARD "C" tunes on their TWISTED VALENTINES special. |
| Sunday February 16, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R8. Classified Sanatorian information. |
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| tentatively titled Fourth Cumming. He immediately plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco prior to commencing the interview. A hot & flustered FIREMAN arrives late after carefully assembling his Disco Mind Bomb which he threatens to detonate unless his demands (once determined) are met. The consequences of detonation are dire - an emphatic and haunting erotic need for Earth species to do "The Nutbush" naked with Little Johnny. Fortunately Kieran distracts THE FIREMAN for long enough to premiere The Metro Gnome at the conclusion of Wet Cement, thus preventing discharge of the dreaded Disco Mind Bomb ... |
| Wednesday February 26, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R10. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Friday February 28, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R11. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| UTURN streetpress interview! In an exciting adventure for all concerned, WARD "C" are interviewed by staff of UTURN, Newcastle's outstanding streetpress, in the boardroom of the GALLIPOLI LEGIONS CLUB in Beaumont St. Hamilton. Michelle Cussan asks the Sanatorians about all things Sanatorian while Cat Hart takes some cool snaps. Following the interview, WARD "C" descend the staircase and mingle with the excited Earth creatures below. Proceedings are terminated with a stroll up Beaumont St, much to the delight of the UTURN STAFF ... |
| Monday February 24, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R9. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| WARD "C" SPECIAL on 2RRR FM !!! Streamer the Beagle, host of Streamer Never Sleeps which transmits from the Sydney suburb of Gladesville @ 88.5 MHz from 01:00 - 03:00 hours each Wednesday, delivers a magnificent WARD "C" special. Streamer starts the program with The Crystal Mat and after describing initial contact events with the Sanatorians, plays The Metro Gnome and Date From Uranus. Vaseline Dream comprises the background for a series of interview questions. Streamer then releases the sluts; The Ladies lap up the results of congested urban aural penetration. Following Bowling Club Sluts, Streamer plays This Song Has Only Got One Note. The magnificent broadcast concludes with Streamer divulging WARD "C" s discography details and forthcumming research semen-ahhhs in Newcastle, prior to the transmission of Streamer's WARD "C" favourite - If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd see You in San Francisco. In another communication marked 'important', THE WISE ONES award STREAMER THE BEAGLE a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: "TRANSMISSION of SANATORIAN SONICS" |
| Uturn issue #23 hits the streets ... ... circulating a day early !! The Sanatorians become very excited when they peruse the new edition of UTURN - they are greeted by a colour centre-page WARD "C"expose! MATRON X comments to DOCTOR APOLLO how inpressed she is by the particularly JUICY SPREAD Michelle has assembled and NURSE NASTY and PSYCKO SURGEON are especially titilated to see their images captured in such a spectacular fashion. THE FIREMAN was in fine form during the interview, providing much insight into Sanatorian neuromechanics. THE WISE ONES transmit an "important" communication to The Databank informing WARD "C" that MICHELLE CUSSAN is to receive a HIGH DICSTINSTION for: "EXCELLENCE in INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE" |
| Thursday February 27, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" receive the following communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that CAT & BELLA from PULSE FM in Geelong are hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: LISTING WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE |
| PROFESSOR OMEGA recalled to Planet Sanatorius by THE WISE ONES THE WISE ONES have noted some particularly aberrant behaviour by PROFESSOR OMEGA recently and sadly it is feared that the previously friendly professor has zapped important neurotransmssion connections due to excessive amounts of speed in warp space ... ... it is unknown when he will return to Planet Earth. |
| Wednesday February 19, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment Omega-5 Meeting #2 Y2K + 3. Forthcoming clinic spaces are investigated. Other research has been designated Classified information. |
| The Sanatorians notice the removal of their controversial promotional material from several selected sites ... ... those responsible WILL BE CAUGHT and can expect to spend a duration OF OUR CHOOSING on The Naughty Chair in due course. |
| Sunday February 23, Y2K + 3 |
| MATRON X dispatches the latest non-monthly newsletter to subscribers of our mailing list. If you did not receive Newsletter #4, go to the FOYER immediately and subscribe to the WARD "C" mailing list NOW, or to the CONTACT page where you can find email addresses if you would like previous issues of the newsletter. |
| Thursday February 20, Y2K + 3 |
| BONE MACHINE review www.bonemachine.net FRANK BONER, editor of excellent ezine BONE MACHINE communicates with The Database, informing WARD "C" that access to a review of unsubtle innuendo by BRIAN O'BRIEN has been approved and is now available online. CLICK HERE to check it out! |
| Tuesday February 18, Y2K + 3 |
| Mandi the Wicked Fairy plays The Crystal Mat on her 5CST COAST FM program "Soundcage" which transmits from Port Adelaide 8:00 - 10:00pm. |
| UTURN INTERVIEW with MICHELLE CUSSAN and CATHERINE HART |
| THE METRO GNOME UPLOADED !! |
| 2RRR FM WARD "C" SPECIAL with STEAMER THE BEAGLE |
| Mandi plays The Crystal Mat on her 5DDD FM 93.7 program "Wolving With the Fairies" which transmits from Stepney, Adelaide 11:00am - 1:00pm. |
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| Tuesday February 25, Y2K + 3 |
| The following message is received in the databank from Chris Thomas in Kalamunda, W.A. in response to MATRON X's latest newsletter: 'I've played This Song has Only Got One Note once or twice on "Traffic Jam" (Mon 3:30-6:00pm) & "Rave On" (Sat 9:00pm-12:00am) on 6KCR 102.5 FM' |
| Jenny Milich plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on her weekly 2REM FM program "Oz Box" which transmits from Albury-Wodonga on the NSW - Victorian border from 8:00 - 10:00 pm. |
| SLUTS LOOSE IN THE RIVERINA! Jenny Milich plays Bowling Club Sluts on her weekly 2REM FM program "Oz Box" which transmits from Albury-Wodonga on the NSW - Victorian border from 8:00 - 10:00 pm. |
