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Friday August 24, Y2K + 1 AD

Welcome to the 'new look' asylum ! 
WARD "C" are rolling out the RED carpet in anticipation of revealing some of their exciting findings after extensive Experiment omega-5 research.

Please be patient with your favourite Sanatorians over the next few weeks while much-needed renovations to the asylum are taking place ...

Research enters an exciting phase when a professional photographer,
Linsey Gosper, is invited into the asylum for an inside view of Mission Neorock.  The photo shoot is most productive.  You will soon be able to  view some of the superb laboratory shots on the photos page.

Linsey is a skillful and highly creative young Newcastle photographer who is deservedly rising rapidly in the competitive world of  flashes and clicks.

WARD "C" recommends Linsey to all bands requiring professional photos to enhance their promotional package.  You can contact Linsey by email: [email protected]



DOCTOR APOLLO and MATRON X are spotted at the University of Newcastle main campus, wandering around near the BAR ON THE HILL ...
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the legend ...
since landing ...
to the foyer
noise
links & resources
photos
weird stuff
You need Java to see this applet.
wardc.live.com.au
communicate
Friday August 31, Y2K + 1 AD
Monday September 10, Y2K + 1 AD

Feedback from SCALA's FOOM 2001songwriting competition arrives. 
WARD "C" entered three songs (two in the demo section and one in the lyrics section).  Some of the judges' remarks are presented here for your amusement.


Chernobyl Cheryl (demo section) ...

"Nice rhythms, sounds, melody - FUN !"
 
Andrew Bunney (songwriter, reviewer)

"Like a sci-fi comic.  Strange.  Intentionally offensive.  Unusual sense of humour.  Sex with a radioactive mutant !"

Suzy Ramone (producer, reviewer)


Her Royale Thighness (demo section) ...

"Music is very apt for the time you have written about; I really like the time change in the middle - reminded me of 'Golden Brown' by The Stranglers.
A simple idea eloquently put.  A nice package - well done."
Corey Stewart (songwriter)

( What a CHAMP... WARD "C" approves of and endorses comments complementing their "package" ... )


Lucy (lyrics section) ...

"An extraordinary lyric.  Unique !"
David Hills (lyricist, songwriter)

"An unusual topic.  I liked the humour and the piece ..."
Jude Aquilina (poet, lyricist)



WARD "C" would like to take this opportunity to thank the judges for their constructive comments.  ( We suspect  however that H.F. may be in desperate need of a MULTIPLE orgasm ... )  THANKS !



Craig Latham plays No Good For Love on his 2MCE FM radio show "Nothing Happening"
Monday September 17, Y2K + 1 AD
BREAKING NEWS  ...  NEW !!   SPECIAL !!   UNIQUE !!

WARD "C" SCREEN SAVER now available ...

Courtesy of some quick work by
Geoff Currey over at Ozmusicseek.com, WARD "C" now have a screen saver available for download.
Featuring
DOCTOR APOLLO from their recent laboratory photo series, shot by Linsey Gosper. 

Geoff created the saver for Mission Neorock
FREE in return for some reciprocal promotion.  Any bands that want Geoff to make a screen saver for them should contact him by email:
[email protected]
http://www.ozmusicseek.com/screensavers/wardc/wardcsaver.zip
DOWNLOAD SCREEN SAVER NOW !!
Thursday September 20, Y2K + 1 AD
WORLD EXCLUSIVE !!!

WARD "C" pics available for the very first time ...

Images from the recent 
WARD "C" photo shoot have now been uploaded for the perspicacious viewing pleasure of Planet Earth species.  Visit our photos page for a privileged inside glimpse of a typical WARD "C" day during the laboratory phase of  Experiment omega-5 research.
PHOTOS UPLOADED
SCREEN SAVER
FOOM 2001 FEEDBACK
PHOTO SHOOT
NEW LOOK WEBSITE

Craig Latham plays No Good For Love on his 2MCE FM radio show "Nothing Happening"
Wednesday September 26, Y2K + 1 AD

THE DATA BANK ...

WARD "C" are proud to announce the arrival of their new message board.   The previous communication bank was wantonly disabled by unknown sources in yet another attack on Mission Neorock.  WARD "C" have worked hard to ensure that their new data bank is immune to such violations.

Leave a cybermessage for the universe to see, make a date ...
We want to hear from U ...
MESSAGE BOARD
CLICK HERE

TO PERUSE THE

DATA BANK
Click HERE for FREE PORN !!
Feeling a little bit ... NAUGHTY ??
(nudge nudge) ... then
Thursday September 27, Y2K + 1 AD
Lee-Roy plays Vaseline Dream on his 979 FM radio show "Local Rock Gods"
Saturday September 29, Y2K + 1 AD
WARD "C" are delighted to announce the arrival of their 4000th asylum visitor ...

DOCTOR APOLLO, PSYCKO SURGEON and PROFESSOR OMEGA are observed emerging from the mist at an obscure underground event during the "This Is Not Art" festival in Newcastle.  The trio are photographed and interviewed by unknown Earthlings after PSYCKO SURGEON has a frightening encounter with one of the natives ...
October, Y2K + 1 AD ----> January, Y2K + 2
All research data is extracted and eliminated from the Asylum Memory Banks.    The MESSAGE BOARD is again interfered with, necessitating removal.  A huge salvage operation commences to recover invaluable lost research findings.

WARD "C" retreat to the Inner Sanctum prior to a promotional holiday at a well-known secret interstellar destination.
2002
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click HERE to find out where your idols are appearing next !!
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