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| Monday April 14, Y2K + 3 |
| Kieran Wicks plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Fransisco on his 2NUR FM program "Wet Cement". |
| Sunday April 13, Y2K + 3 |
| AMRAP NEWS THE WISE ONES instruct DOCTOR APOLLO to investigate the AMRAP website, as several HIGH DICSTINCTION performances are on display. The databank monitor reveals the following : STREAMER THE BEAGLE, 2RRR FM, Gladesville : Fourth Cumming listed @ #1 in her 'recommended listening' section for April. CAT & BELLA, PULSE FM, Geelong: Fourth Cumming listed @ #8 in their 'recommended listening' section for March. MANDI THE WICKED FAIRY, COAST FM, Port Adelaide: The Crystal Mat listed @ #8 in her 'recommended listening' section for April. visit THE AMRAP WEBSITE now! |
| Wednesday April 9, Y2K + 3 |
| KABARET PROMO VIDEO ! Dean Winter presents WARD "C" with a promotional video of their appearance @ THE KABARET on March 14. The video concludes with scrolling credits, producing oooohs & ahhhhs from the watching Sanatorians. The Sluts were extremely unhappy to have been omitted from this performance and have taken the glue gun to their gussets ... |
| Monday April 7, Y2K + 3 |
| Friday April 4, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" photographer Linsey Gosper opens her latest exhibition, Junk Duet, a breathtaking collaboration with Kristian Glynn. WHERE? Newcastle Art Space, 246 Parry St. Newcastle West. On show until Sunday April 27. |
| Wednesday April 2, Y2K + 3 |
| 2RRR double play! Streamer the Beagle features TWO WARD "C" auditory suppositories on her 2RRR FM radio programme "Streamer Never Sleeps". She opens her slot with Bowling Club Sluts - they DO SO LOVE the OPENING spot - and closes with If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Fransisco . |
| Tuesday April 8, Y2K + 3 |
| Mandi the Wicked Fairy plays The Crystal Mat on her 5CST FM program "Sound Cage". |
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| 2RRR FM WARD "C" SPECIAL CD DELIVERY A copy of Streamer the Beagle's WARD "C" special broadcast on February 26 on her 2RRR program "Streamer Never Sleeps" arrives safely on The Snail. The parcel is thoughtfully wrapped in Sanatorian Holographic Paper and contains this flyer printed on pale pink transparent parchment. |
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| DUSTY RADIO chart action ! Continuing an 8 month romp, The Crystal Mat remains in The Dusty Radio indie TOP 10. Since the last notification when it was listed at #10, it has climbed back up the chart 2 positions, currently sitting happily @ #8. visit the DUSTY RADIO CHARTS now! |
| WARD "C" receive the following communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that STREAMER THE BEAGLE from 2RRR FM in Gladesville, CAT & BELLA from PULSE FM in Geelong and MANDI THE WICKED FAIRY from COAST FM in Port Adelaide are hereby and forthwith awarded HIGH DICSTINCTIONs for: LISTING WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE and that BOB PRYCE from DUSTY RADIO in Coober Pedy is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: APPRECIABLE CHART STAMINA |
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| WARD "C" receive the following communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES regret to inform Experiment omega-5 Researchers that their AMRAP observations have been less than Satisfactory. Investigate listings for February Y2K + 3 again immediately. Upon examination of the suggested listings, another WARD "C" mention is realised. Streamer the Beagle has listed unsubtle innuendo @ #9 in her February 'recommended listening' section. |
| WARD "C" later receive another communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that STREAMER THE BEAGLE from 2RRR FM in Gladesville is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: LISTING WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE |
| The Special is a 52 minute extravaganza and is extremely well received by the Sanatorians who particularly enjoy the rapport between Streamer the Beagle and Pawl EJ . |
| Thursday April 17, Y2K + 3 |
| Friday April 18, Y2K + 3 |
| ODDITIES page updated ... check it out! |
| Saturday April 26, Y2K + 3 |
| PHOTOS PAGE UPDATED! Photos from two of WARD "C"s March Y2K +3 Semen-ahhhs have been uploaded and are now available to have a good old GAWK at ... ... so go on, you know you want to ... head off to the PHOTOS page NOW !! |
| WARD "C" receive the following communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that STREAMER THE BEAGLE from 2RRR FM in Gladesville is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for proficiency in: PRODUCTION of 'WARD "C" Special' CD and that DEAN WINTER from The Royale Exchange Clinic in Newcastle is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for proficiency in: SEMEN-AHHH PROMOTION |
| Thursday April 24, Y2K + 3 |
| Monday April 21, Y2K + 3 |
| UP-CUMMING SEMEN-AHHH CONFIRMED ! WARD "C" are excited to announce that another Research Semen-ahhh will be held at the Lass O'Gowrie Clinic on Saturday May 3. Although THE FIREMAN is still absent, THE WISE ONES have apparently discovered a suitable replacement. NURSE NASTY is to return to the Asylum prior to the Semen-ahhh. Support acts will be announced when they become known. |
| NEW PHOTOS! |
| Monday April 28, Y2K + 3 |
| LAST WET CEMENT on 2NUR FM Kieran Wicks plays The Crystal Mat on his 2NUR FM program "Wet Cement", following a request from a listener named, appropriately, Matt. WARD "C" wish Kieran all the best with his original outfit ABOUT TYME and thank him emphatically for all the airplay he has given WARD "C". The Sluts in particular are most aggrieved by this loss of moisture from their Monday Night activities ... |
| Wednesday April 30, Y2K + 3 |
| SUPPORT FINALISED! WARD "C" are delighted to announce original outfit THE 'STUNTS are to assist in pre-Semen-ahhh entertainment at the Lass O'Gowrie Clinic this Saturday evening. Starts about 9:00pm. Don't be late! FREE ENTRY. Check GIGS page for more information. |
| Streamer The Beagle plays The Metro Gnome on her 2RRR FM program "Streamer Never Sleeps". |
