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| Feeling a little bit ... NAUGHTY ?? (nudge nudge) ... then |
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| sign our GUESTBOOK !! |
| Friday August 9, Y2K + 2 AD |
| THE DATA BANK extensions ... stage one WARD "C" are relieved to announce the completion of phase one of extensions to the DATA BANK with the successful installation of the Sanatorian guestbook. SO ... leave a cybermessage for the universe to see, make a date ... We want to hear from U ... |
| Thursday August 1, Y2K + 2 |
| MATRON X invites you to join her new WARD "C" mailing list. Just head on over to the FOYER and enter your email address in the designated square. |
| MATRON X's MAILING LIST |
| Sanatorian, Earth native or Intergalactic Tripper ... species is no boundary ! Nobody in the known universes need ever miss out on the fascinating behind-the-scenes Asylum action! Learn what really happens in the Naughty Chair in our monthly Newsletter, which we anticipate to be CHOKKAS full of rampant innuendo. Newsletter #1 nears completion ... WE'RE EXCITED !! |
| Friday August 2, Y2K + 2 AD |
| PSYCKO SURGEON EXPOSED !! PSYCKO SURGEON revealed his true identity tonight when he vanished to another dimension, taking the unfortunate NURSE NASTY and THE FIREMAN with him. THE WISE ONES inform us that he has been identified as a known Electron extremist and that the real PSYCKO SURGEON is yet to materialise... ... the fate of NURSE NASTY and THE FIREMAN remains unknown. |
| Sunday August 11, Y2K + 2 AD |
| THE DATA BANK extensions ... stage two WARD "C" are delighted to report that the re-introduction of their message board has been a success. Similar communication banks have previously been wantonly disabled by unknown sources in unprovoked attacks on Mission Neorock. Hopefully THIS forum is immune to such violations. To use this facility, pop into the FOYER and click on "MESSAGE BOARD" |
| MESSAGE BOARD |
| STOP PRESS !! ASYLUM EXPLOSION ... DOCTOR APOLLO injured ... MR. STROKER made an eventful return to the Asylum this weekend. Initial reports coming out of Newcastle suggesting a second earthquake were proven incorrect once the "earthquake's" epicentre was identified. The epicentre in question was found to be immediatley below the floor of the Asylum's Nutritional Research Sector. Apparently potato experimentation went horribly awry when the researching Sanatorians again discovered why smoking hydrophobes refuse to communicate amicably with frigid hydrophiles. Always a risky negotiation, the gamble was terminated with the loss of MR. STROKER's shirt and excessive amounts of DOCTOR APOLLO's skin.. This particular direction of research has subsequently been abandoned by decree of THE WISE ONES, who are most concerned by the rampant seepage from beneath DR. APOLLO's bandages. |
| Saturday August 3, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Monday August 12, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Wednesday August 7, Y2K + 2 |
| MATRON X dispatches NEWSLETTER #1 to the fortunate indiviuals who signed up to her mailing list. If you missed out on this action-packed feature, subscribe to our mailing list NOW to avoid certain future disappointment ... head to the FOYER and subscribe NOW ! Then it's straight off to the Naughty Chair ... |
| Kieran Wicks plays Bowling Club Sluts on his 2NUR FM radio show "Wet Cement", following requests by both DR. APOLLO and the mysterious Wanda. Apparently over the previous several days The Sluts had become more and more unpredictable, with frequent visits to the Naughty Chair. This irrational behaviour culminated in a steadfast refusal to refrigerate their MEAT TRAYs until their demand was met - their demand to be heard on "Wet Cement". With frantic searches for breathing apparatuses spectacularly unsuccessful, The Sluts forced DR. APOLLO's still oozing hand, forcing him to email Kieran ... ... the ladies now rest peacefully, their meat nestled happily with other perishable research. The gas masks however remain elusive ... |
| Wednesday August 14, Y2K + 2 AD |
| CINDY'S ALTERNATE ZINE INTERVIEW Cindy interviews WARD "C" for the 'Cindy's'Alternate Zine' section of the ever-expanding AustralianMusic.Info site. You can see the responses to her poignant questions, including the most important achievment of WARD "C" as a band to date, by clicking on the following link: http://www.australianmusic.info/articles/article_226.shtml |
| Thursday August 15, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Queanbeyan DJ Rob Davidson plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on his QBN FM radio show which airs from 6:00 - 9:00 pm Thursday nights. |
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| Saturday August 17, Y2K + 2 AD |
| WARD "C" achieve Western Australian airplay when Chris Thomas plays This Song has Only Got One Note on his KCR 102.5FM radio show "Rave On" which airs from 9:00 pm - 12:00 am Saturday evenings. The broadcast signal originates from Kalamunda, located in the hills about 30 km east of Perth. |
| MEDICAL UPDATE: DOCTOR APOLLO's wounds ... DR. APOLLO's skin continues to heal slowly. The wanton oozing from beneath the bandages has diminished (much to The Sluts' dismay - they do so love wanton oozing!) and would now be more accurately described as a vague seeping. As a consequence, THE WISE ONES are contemplating postponing forthcoming gigs until the injuries DR. APOLLO sustained from this undeniable research debacle have at least one layer of repairing Sanatorian tissue protecting them ... |
| Monday August 19, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Brommers, host of 2HHH FM radio show "Home Brew" on Tuesday nights at 7:00 pm, communicates with WARD "C" pleging airplay for 'unsubtle innuendo' in the forthcoming weeks. 2HHH transmits from Hornsby, Sydney ... tune into FM 100.1 if you're in the area ! Or visit Brommer's AMRAP site now ! |
| Wednesday August 21, Y2K + 2 AD |
| WARD "C" #7 in the AMC Australian Music Charts !! WARD "C" continue their slow climb up the Australian Music Charts, reaching #7 this week, up one position. CLICK HERE TO SEE !! |
| Thursday August 22, Y2K + 2 AD |
| BEAUDESERT BREACHED !! John Robinson plays "This Song Has Only Got One Note" on his Thursday night BEAU FM program "Llama Rama Radio" which goes to air @ 7:00 pm. Beaudesert is about 50 km southwest of Brisbane ... this information signifies airplay in all mainland Australian states !! Keep an eye on John's AMRAP SITE, as he suggested "This Song Has Only Got One Note" may be playlisted there ... |
| DJ3 from St. Kilda based PBS FM contacts WARD "C" regarding some up-cumming 'unsubtle innuendo' airplay. PBS FM is broadcast over the internet, so tune in to see which track DJ3 plays! She is on air on alternate Wednesday mornings for two hours from 11:00 am. |
| BREAKING NEWS !!! COOBER PEDY INFILTRATION SUCCESSFUL ... WARD "C" receive a transmission from DUSTY RADIO 104.5FM based in Coober Pedy, informing the Sanatorians that "The Crystal Mat" has been added to rotation and is sitting at NUMBER FIVE in the utterly famous DUSTY RADIO INDIE CHART ! Bob Pryce is the main instigator, with the majority of spins occurring on his radio show "A Blob For Lunch" which airs from 12:00 - 1:00 pm on all weekday afternoons except Wednesday. |
| "This Song Has Only Got One Note" has also been entertaining the DUSTY RADIO faithful, with judicious sonic manipulation permitting additional daytime spins. |
| DUSTY RADIO TOP TEN Tune into DUSTY RADIO 104.5 FM and listen to the DUSTY TOP TEN with Blob from 4:00 - 5:00 pm ... "The Crystal Mat" is #5, first week in, on the indie chart ! |
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| Monday August 26, Y2K + 2 AD |
| WARD "C" receive a phone call from a "Daniel", presumably an Earth native, who threatens to release The Sluts with the help of 2NUR FM DJ Kieran Wicks. Before precautionary measures can be taken, Bowling Club Sluts is transmitted on "Wet Cement" just after 10:40 pm. Liberation of The Sluts again causes mayhem. After attacking the Sanatorian's binary code with their BINGO DABBERS they turn on an enthusiastic NURSE NASTY, her Naughty Bits the focus of The Sluts' frenzied dabbing attention. |
| Sunday August 25, Y2K + 2 |
| GIGS POSTPONED ... WARD "C" regret to announce the POSTPONEMENT of the following gigs: THE KABARET ... SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2002 LASS O'GOWRIE HOTEL ... FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 6, 2002 Unfortunately, despite complying diligently with the recommended treatment regimen, DR. APOLLO's recovery has been, whilst considerable, slower than required for campaign initiation in seven days time. THE WISE ONES are still waiting for DR. APOLLO's wounds to heal properly prior to determining the new schedule of Spring activities for WARD "C". |
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| The bingo dabbers and NURSE NASTY copulate sonically, creating wavelenghts undesirable for auditory processing. The Sanatorian earplug supply suddenly becomes a survival necessity but it seems these objects of great desire are mysteriously missing. DR APOLLO did however discover a Slut Prank in the Nutritional Research Sector while searching ... |
| GIGS POSTPONED |
| INTERVIEW |
| Wednesday August 28, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Presenter Andrew Troy from Radio Skid Row, 2RSR FM 88.9, based in Marrickville plays 'unsubtle innuendo' on his radio show "The Program", which airs from 4:00 - 6:00 pm. |
| Uturn Band Profile WARD "C" appear in this fortnight's edition of Uturn. Click on the Uturn logo to have a squiz ! |
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| Thursday August 29, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Russ Kellet from Hillside GB Radio 1620 AM based in Melbourne puts 'unsubtle innuendo' on his "let the airplay begin" pile ... Russ has two shows on Hillside GB radio which are 100% devoted to Australian music: WED: 7:00 - 9:00 pm FRI: 5:00 pm |
| On explicit instructions of THE WISE ONES, DOCTOR APOLLO dispatches a HIGH DICSTINCTION to 2NUR FM DJ Kieran Wicks for transmitting Bowling Club Sluts three times on "Wet Cement". |
| Saturday August 31, Y2K + 2 AD |
| Denise Guest, executive officer for PBA-FM, informs WARD "C" that 'unsubtle innuendo' is on HIGH ROTATION !! PBA-FM transmits @ 89.7 MHz from Salisbury, a northern Adelaide suburb. |
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