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| Thursday May 1, Y2K + 3 |
| Experiment 2K3R13. Classified Sanatorian information. |
| Saturday May 3, Y2K + 3 |
| LASS O'GOWRIE RESEARCH SEMEN-AHHH Another night of non-stop research amusement was had by all who attended the latest WARD "C" Research Semen-ahhh. It was particularly pleasing to see many Semen-ahhh cummers dressed in medical attire, as endorsed by THE WISE ONES. One exhilarated patron exclaimed: "It's like a cross between Debbie Does Dallas & The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" Sonic research revealed: Vaseline Dream The Crystal Mat cybersex_69 Her Royale Thighness Bowling Club Sluts No Good For Love Chernobyl Cheryl Mammary Focus This Song Has Only Got One Note If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco The Sluts again showed their odourous hand during the Semen-ahhh, blowing multiple fuses at the Lass O'Gowrie clinic half way through the "CATS" encore. The Sanatorians briefly continued unamplified prior to terminating the Semen-ahhh. The highlight of the Semen-ahh was undoubetly the TIT-OFF between MATRON X, Streamer The Beagle from 2RRR FM and DOCTOR APOLLO. Semen-ahhh attendees were requested to show vocal appreciation for the mammary tissue they considered to be the most alluring of the three participants. THE WINNER? A titillated DOCTOR APOLLO. Other events: An Earth Creature known as Haley celebrated a Major revolution and was delivered by MATRON X to The Naughty Chair for appropriate therapy. Haley was rewarded for surviving the revolution with a Fourth Cumming EP. Streamer the Beagle collected FIVE HIGH DICSTINCTIONS for various meritorious achievements from the preceding two months which are well documented in the ARCHIVED NEWS section of this website. WARD "C" would like to thank THE 'STUNTS and, in particular, HE WHO DID THE SOUND for helping to make this Semen-ahhh such a 'happening'. |
| Wednesday May 7, Y2K + 3 |
| Streamer The Beagle plays If I Had a Sackful of Cats I'd See You in San Francisco on her 2RRR FM program "Streamer Never Sleeps". |
| WARD "C" receive a communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that STREAMER THE BEAGLE from 2RRR FM in Gladesville is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: LISTING WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE |
| Thursday May 8, Y2K + 3 |
| Immediate examination of the AMRAP website reveals that Streamer The Beagle of 2RRR FM has indeed listed WARD "C" : unsubtle innuendo sits @ #1 on her 'recommended listening' for May! |
| Wednesday May 14, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" IN THE BRAG ! Kevin Bull follows up Monday night's Slut dissemination from 2CCC FM with a short blurb about WARD "C" in his section of The BRAG (the Sydney streetpress which has 'done a Pacifier') - issue #4, page 29 - The Lockup Garage (same title as Kevin's 2CCC FM radio show). The Sluts suffer gusset overload when they notice that they are mentioned in the article and are banished to the tiled area for sanitory reasons. CHECK IT OUT !! click here to see (badly scanned) article! |
| Thursday May 15, Y2K + 3 |
| Monday May 12, Y2K + 3 |
| SLUTS LOOSE ON THE CENTRAL COAST! Following the telling loss of Wet Cement, It seems as if The Sluts may have found a new home for their Monday evening aural romps. Kevin Bull plays Bowling Club Sluts on his radio program "The Lockup Garage" which transmits from Gosford's 2CCC FM at 96.3 MHz for two hours from 10:00pm. Apparently this is just a little extra exposure for the ladies who are already well represented on the 2CCC FM program schedule. From precisely 12:08 - 1:00pm on Monday afternoons Alex Wassens presents "Bowls Today" and in the same time slot on Friday Margaret McGowan presents "Community & CWA News" |
| The BRAG |
| WARD "C" receive the following communication in their databank: THE WISE ONES decree that KEVIN BULL from 2CCC FM in Gosford is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: LISTING 'WARD "C" on the AMRAP WEBSITE and that KEVIN BULL is hereby and forthwith awarded a HIGH DICSTINCTION for: DISCERNING STREETPRESS CONTENT |
| Friday May 16, Y2K + 3 |
| THE WISE ONES HONOUR ROLL Following a suggestion from THE WISE ONES, a new datapage has been introduced to the website. The HONOUR ROLL provides ready access to records of awards presented by THE WISE ONES to those worthy of recognition who have helped in advancing Experiment omega-5. |
| HONOUR ROLL |
| Tuesday May 13, Y2K + 3 |
| QUEENSLAND AIRPLAY! Danielle Smyth plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on her 4ZZZ FM radio program "The Demo Show", which goes to air for an hour from 6:00pm. 4ZZZ FM transmits at 102.1 MHz from Fortitude Valley in Brisbane. |
| Sir Lee-Roy Merken III plays The Metro Gnome on his 979 FM (3RIM FM) program "Support You Local Rock Gods"which transmits from Melton, Melbourne from 10:00pm - 12:00am at 97.9 Mhz. |
| Monday May 19, Y2K + 3 |
| 2CCC STUDIO INTERVIEW CONFIRMED! Kevin Bull confirms a suitable date for WARD "C"s 2CCC FM studio interview on The Lockup Garage - Monday 14 July. WARD "C" will be on-air between 10:00pm and midnight. If you're in or around the central coast, don't forget to tune into FM 96.3! |
| Tuesday May 20, Y2K + 3 |
| Wednesday May 21, Y2K + 3 |
| AIRPLAY IN THE MOUNTAINS Shayne O'Connor plays This Song Has Only Got One Note on his Katoomba based 2BLU FM program "Sunburn" which transmits from 8:30pm - 10:00pm Wednesdays at 89.1 Mhz.. |
| Thursday May 22, Y2K + 3 |
| WARD "C" BACK IN THE STUDIO For the first time in several months WARD "C" enter Sound Ideas studios in Newcastle to commence production on a new series of auditory findings. The first experiment to be explored is the so called "THEME", later to be renamed Let's Rock. As usual, guide guitar and vocals are the first tracks performed following selection of an appropriate tempo. Two hours later, the mix includes tympani, cymbals and a debut for the steel drum. Atmospheric sound effects and church organ help to complete what may well be the opening track of the next release. Rob Long was of course chosen by THE WISE ONES to perform all knob caressing and manipulation techniques. |
| Friday May 23, Y2K + 3 |
| THE WISE ONES dispatch instructions for DOCTOR APOLLO to upgrade WARD "C"s presentation documents. |
| LET'S ROCK RECORDING |
| UPCOMING 2CCC INTERVIEW JULY 14 |
| Danielle Smyth plays another track from unsubtle innuendo on her 4ZZZ FM radio program "The Demo Show", which goes to air for an hour from 6:00pm. 4ZZZ FM transmits at 102.1 MHz from Fortitude Valley in Brisbane. |
| Monday May 26, Y2K + 3 |
| SLUTS LOOSE ON THE CENTRAL COAST AGAIN! Kevin Bull plays Bowling Club Sluts on his radio program "The Lockup Garage" which transmits from Gosford's 2CCC FM at 96.3 MHz for two hours from 10:00pm. The ladies appear to be attempting to achieve multi-slot exposure - they are already well represented on the 2CCC FM program schedule. From precisely 12:08 - 1:00pm on Monday afternoons Alex Wassens presents "Bowls Today" and in the same time slot on Friday Margaret McGowan presents "Community & CWA News" |
