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PSI VS. N*SYNC: THE LOST PROMO
(The scene opens up inside the MuchMusic Environment. Surrounding the building of the Canadian Music Station
are thousands of people. Inside Rick The Temp is condcuting the countdown to NSync Live at Much. They have
just come back from a commercial break and VJ Rick The Temp is telling everyone that their is only a few minutes left.)
RICK-
"Okay so we only have about five more minutes and then N*Sync is going to appear live here at Much Music, taking your
questions and performing live."
(The thousands of preteen girls start screaming.)
RICK-
"But before that we are going to show one of their videos and, uh......"
(Rick trails off as he looks outside. Fighting through the crowd we see Scott "The Boy" Hellings. He is wearing a black
PSI shirt and a pair of jeans. The security guards try to stop them but Hellings just pushes them over. Hellings comes
inside and walks over to Rick.)
HELLINGS-
"Hey can I use your phone? (Hellings motions towards the street) My rental car broke down and I need to call the guys over
at Budget."
RICK-
"Oh my god! You're Scott Hellings from the RWW, right?"
HELLINGS-
"Yeah, of course I am! Can I use your phone?"
(Rick turns to the cameras)
RICK-
"Wow! What an unexpected treat for us here! Not only do we have N*Sync live at Much today but we also have The Boy!"
HELLINGS-
"Yeah, great. I just a need a phone. My car broke down and I need to call the rental agency."
RICK-
"What kind of car is it?"
HELLINGS-(Shrugs his shoulders.)
"A 1991 Pontiac Tempest. What the HELLings were they thinking when they gave me that?"
RICK-
"Hey, that is rough. Listen, you want to stick around for a while?"
HELLINGS-
"Well, I should really go back to the car."
RICK-
"That can wait! So, you faced off against Killer Instinct on this past Monday Gold in a cage match. I watched that match and
I thought it was great, by the way."
HELLINGS-(The Boy isn't really paying attention. He is looking around for a phone.)
"Uh huh."
RICK-
"Were you upset that it wasn't a title match? I mean, especially now that you actually won the match you must be really
upset."
HELLINGS-
"Well, if Rob Gamble wants to keep trying to screw me over, that's fine. But last night I proved to the world that I can play
with the big boys. I know it, you know it, the whole damn world knows it! Last night I beat our champion Killer Instinct and in doing so I became the Unofficial RWW World Champion!
Last night, Killer Instinct tried to put me away and he couldn't do it. I showed the world that I am willing
to do anything to win in Rampage World Wrestling! I mean, I went off the top of the cage and through a table!"
RICK-
"Yeah that must have hurt!"
HELLINGS-
"I think I got a piece of table stuck in me somewhere actually. (Looks around) Where's the phone?"
RICK-
"So when WILL you get a title match against Killer Instinct then?"
HELLINGS-
"I don't know, but I'm glad you asked. At the upcoming pay per view there is a world title match. I propose that I should
also be added to that match. And to help my cause I have made... (Hellings pulls out a stack of buttons from his back pocket.)
...buttons!"
(Hellings heads back outside and starts throwing the buttons into the crowd. The girls are screaming and seem pretty
excited that Hellings is here. Just to egg on the crowd, he does a few mock Hulk Hogan poses to appease the crowd. The girls eat it up. The Boy heads
back inside to look for his phone.)
RICK-(Laughing)
"That's great! I am so glad you showed up here today! I was really not looking forward to interviewing those N*Sync guys for like
the fiftieth time!"
(Just then the girls start changting "Scott" over and over. Suddenly, MC Tommy Dee and Damon Gest come through the crowd
and into the building. The girls are really going nuts now.)
MC TOMMY DEE-
"Dude! Where the hell have you been? Me and Damon have been sitting in the car for like ten minutes!"
HELLINGS-
"Hey I know! This guy (points over at Rick) won't show me where the phone is!"
MC TOMMY DEE-
"Dude you don't understand, Damon was singing again."
HELLINGS-
"So?"
MC TOMMY DEE-
"Have you ever heard him sing? Imagine the way he talks and then imagine him singing like that!"
HELLINGS-(Thinks for a second and then shudders)
"I'm sorry."
DAMON GEST-
"Hey! You want to hear me sing?"
(The girls cheer)
HELLINGS AND DEE-
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(Suddenly the girls are heard screaming louder and we see N*Sync come into the shot.)
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"Excuse me! This is supposed to be our interview time!"
HELLINGS-
"So what!? You should thanks us for giving you this extra time off so you can go get that whiny voice of yours looked at by
a doctor or something! I mean, what happened to you? I fell through a freakin' table off the top of a steel cage and I still
talk normal"
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"Is that so?"
DAMON GEST-
"I talk normalrific too!"
HELLINGS-
"Ignore him."
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"I don't think I will. This is our interview time, not yours."
HELLINGS-
"Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it then?"
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"We are gonna go outside and sing for our fans. Then, we are going to come back in here and kick your asses! Right guys?"
(With Justin's back to his bandmates, the other members of N*Sync look at PSI and mouth the word "no.")
MC TOMMY DEE-
"You talk pretty big there. Well, you know what? I bet we can sing better than you guys can!"
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"Prove it!"
RICK-
"Hey yeah! Sing for us PSI!"
(They look at each other and shrug their shoulders.)
HELLINGS-(Grabs Rick)
"Alright, but you're singing with us!"
(PSI and Rick head outside and start singing "Bye Bye Bye." The girls eat it up and surprisingly, the four actually sing
and dance quite well. The only thing slightly bad about their rendition is Damon Gest's habit of
adding suffixes to words, thus making it "Bye Bye Bye-asaurus Rex." They finish the song and come back inside.)
RICK-
"Wow! I had no idea you guys could sing so well."
HELLINGS-
"Hey, I am The Boy and that means I am The Best!"
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"That is it! I've had it! Get 'em boys!"
LANCE BASS-
"Uh....do we have to Justin?"
JOEY FATONE-
"Yeah, I mean, these guys are professional wrestlers and all."
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-
"HEY! Remember you lackies, without me you're nothing! I own you! Now do my bidding!"
(The boy band shrugs and then starts circling PSI and snapping their fingers. They start dancing around, snapping their finers. They do this in a manner that is
reminiscent of a "West Side Story" fight scene. They continue to dance for a minute or so. PSI doesn't seem phased at all. Tommy Dee is yawning, Damon Gest is trying
to snap his fingers in time with N*Sync and Scott Hellings has finally found a phone and is calling the car rental people, completely ignoring N*Sync. Finally, Justing makes his move. But Scott Hellings simply grabs Timberlake by the throat and gives him the Chokeslam to HELLings
through a nearby table. The rest of NSync seem scared and unsure of what to do without their "leader")
LANCE BASS-
"Oh no! I think he killed Justin!"
JOEY FATONE-
"Do you know what this means?"
THE N*SYNC GUYS-
"WE'RE FREE!"
LANCE BASS-
"Oh man! We can go off on our own and be a huge success without Justin holding us back! I can finally make that movie I've been wanting to do!"
(The remaning members of the band run off and out into the streets where they are chased by a few adoring fans. However, most of the preteen girls seem more enamored with PSI than N*Sync after seeing them sing and dance)
HELLINGS-
"Wait a minute. Those guys are going to make movies?"
(PSI shudders in horror)
MC TOMMY DEE-
"I think you just released a great evil on this world."
DAMON GEST-
"If there is one thing worse than a boy bandamundo, it's a boy band making moviespalooza!"
RICK-
"I can't figure out how they figure they are going to be a success without Justin. I mean, they all suck equally!"
MC TOMMY DEE-
"Dude! I just realized....you just beat up Britney Spears' boyfriend!"
HELLINGS-
"Yeah, but it had to be done. (Tommy nods in agreement) And you know something? If only I could do this to each and every
one of the boy bands out there I truly believe the world would be a much better place."
DAMON GEST-
"Indeed-oso."
(MC Tommy Dee places his hand on Hellings' shoulder.)
MC TOMMY DEE-
"We should go."
HELLINGS-
"Yeah the guys at the car rental place said they would be dropping off a new car soon. Let's go wait."
(They walk off, leaving the screaming girls and Rick behind. Fade to black.)
  
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